23 Anonymous Workplace Confessions That Honestly Tempted Us To Call HR
Vote up the work confessions that just ooze drama.
What's work without a little workplace drama, right? Here are some of the juiciest, spiciest, funniest confessions from people about their jobs, courtesy of the Twitter account @fesshole.
- 140 VOTES
Cheers, Dave
1992 working in a shop aged 18, the boss regularly left me on my own whilst he shagged his mistress in the lock up outside. Any cash sales went straight in my pocket during his romantic times. Cheers Dave, you paid for that new guitar.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) November 7, 2022 - 251 VOTES
It Was Just A Food Baby
Colleague announced she was going on maternity leave. I pointed to her belly and jokingly said, "Well I didn't want to say anything".
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) November 17, 2022
She was adopting the baby. - 325 VOTES
'And The Tigers Come At Night...'
The receptionist at work mistakenly thought they'd seen me in the audience at a Les Miserables show. 10 years later and every conversation we have had over that time involves our shared love for the musical. I've never seen it, I don't even know what it's about.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) November 8, 2022 - 445 VOTES
Here's A Reminder To Change Your Password
My former workplace never changed the Twitter password after I left. Several months later, on a busy weekend, I tweeted from their account, asking customers to show that tweet to the admissions team to get free entry. It caused chaos and the management had to honour it.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) November 9, 2022 - 540 VOTES
Picture Perfect
I have been working as a press photographer for 15 years. I have no idea how to use a camera. I put it in automatic mode & hope for the best. I've won 2 national awards from Press Associations with photos I got lucky with. I've made a great living from something I can't do.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) November 7, 2022 - 640 VOTES
The Answer Is Fifteen