film Movies You Never Realized Were Super Inappropriate As A Kid  

Katia Kleyman
569 votes 118 voters 10.7k views 12 items Embed

List Rules Vote up the movies you'll never watch the same way again.

It's easy to wax nostalgic about films from your childhood. You might remember them as funny and heart-warming, but if you take a chance to watch them as an adult, you are going to realize there are a lot of kids’ movies that are surprisingly inappropriate. Filmmakers know parents often see films with their kids, so they add some adult content to make it entertaining for everyone. 

The adult movie humor that went over your head in childhood may seem obvious now, but often the adult humor is a quick line that flies low under the radar. Some of these movies you never realized are inappropriate will have you thinking, “how was this given a PG-rating?” Well, all the dirty jokes you missed in childhood favorites are illuminated here.

Ranker Video
Video: YouTube

The original Ghostbusters and its sequelGhostbusters II, may have been a little too grown-up for a PG rating. Ray Stantz (Dan Aykroyd) receives oral pleasure from a seductive and wispy ghost lady. How do you explain that one to the kids? 

There is another joke in the film that simply shouldn't fly with any audience. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) says he knocked out his date, the demonically-possessed Donna (Sigourney Weaver) with 300CCs of Thorazine; Thorazine was a popular method of date-raping in the 70s and 80s. Also, 300CCs is a dose large enough to kill six adults. Venkman did not know Donna was possessed at this time, so he didn't bring it on his date to sedate a demon. 

Actors: Bill Murray, Sigourney Weaver, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Walton, Ron Jeremy, + more

Initial Release: 1984

Directed by: Ivan Reitman

Also Ranked

#15 on The Most Quotable Movies of All Time

#14 on The Most Rewatchable Movies

#84 on The Best Movies for Tweens

#1 on The Funniest '80s Movies

60 18
Is this more risqué than you remember?
see more on Ghostbusters

Who Framed Roger Rabbit is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Movies You Never Realized Were Super Inappropriate As A Kid
Photo:  BuenaVista Pictures

Just because a movie is animated and given a PG rating, it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s suitable for children. The PG-13 rating wasn’t established until 1984, but Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) was still given a PG rating despite being loaded with adult content.

For one, there’s the cigar smoking baby who says, “The problem is that I’ve got a 50-year-old lust and a 3-year-old dinky.” There’s also the extremely pneumatic Jessica Rabbit who is more sexualized than any femme fatale of noir films meant for adults. Oh, and Roger has a major drinking problem, and there’s enough booze, violence and, ehmm … patty-cake to make a Scorsese film blush.

Actors: Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd, Bob Hoskins, Mel Blanc, Frank Welker, + more

Initial Release: 1988

Directed by: Robert Zemeckis

Also Ranked

#9 on "Old" Movies Every Young Person Needs To Watch In Their Lifetime

#41 on The Greatest Movies of the 1980s, Ranked

#31 on The Best Animated Films Ever

#24 on The Funniest '80s Movies

37 29
Is this more risqué than you remember?
see more on Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stol... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Movies You Never Realized Were Super Inappropriate As A Kid
Photo:  Universal Pictures

How The Grinch Stole Christmas is marketed towards kids, but some grown-up jokes make it totally fun to watch for adults as well. While the film is squeaky-clean for the most part, there is one joke that may have flown over some grown-ups' heads, too: a reference to swinging. 

In the scene, a newly-flown-in baby Grinch finds himself outside the window of a Who annual holiday party. He looks disturbed as to what he sees inside: Whos putting their keys in a big bowl. Either the Whos were having a swingers' key party, or the host anticipated the Whos to get so wasted they weren't allowed to drive home. Either way, not the most kid-friendly.

Actors: Jim Carrey, Anthony Hopkins, Bryce Dallas Howard, Taylor Momsen, Ron Howard, + more

Initial Release: 2000

Directed by: Ron Howard

Also Ranked

#15 on The Best Christmas Movies of All Time

28 20
Is this more risqué than you remember?
see more on Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas

The Brady Bunch Movie is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Movies You Never Realized Were Super Inappropriate As A Kid
Photo:  Paramount

Lots of people grew up watching The Brady Bunch. You know, the story of a lovely lady... yada, yada, yada. While the Brady family from the popular TV show was as wholesome as could be, the ‘90s movie versions The Brady Bunch and A Very Brady Sequel were very un-Brady-like.

The Brady Bunch movies were inspired by Mel Brooks-style parodies, and if you know anything about his films, they’re not exactly kid material. Since the movies are about the Bradys, it’s easy to see how kids would get a kick out of it, though a lot of the adult scenarios might fly right over their little heads.

So, what’s some of this inappropriate material? Well, for one, there are constant intrafamilial innuendos and a kiss between the two eldest siblings, Marcia and Greg. Even though they are not related by blood it still feels... gross. 

In the sequel, Carol’s first husband, Roy (Tim Matheson), eats a bunch of shrooms. Alice finds the bag and adds it to the pasta dish at dinner. Fortunately, the rest of the Bradys don’t feel a thing cause they’re already “far out.”

Actors: RuPaul, Christine Taylor, Shelley Long, Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, + more

Initial Release: 1995

Directed by: Betty Thomas

Also Ranked

#66 on The Best Movies of 1995

#53 on The Best Movies Based on TV Shows

#10 on The Best Brother-Sister Movies Ever Made

#76 on The Best Ensemble Movies

25 20
Is this more risqué than you remember?
see more on The Brady Bunch Movie