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Beloved Family Classics That Are Chock-Full Of Tragedy

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Vote up the movies that you never realized are total tear-jerkers.

There's nothing quite like a good, wholesome family movie to help you unwind after a long day. Luckily, Hollywood cranks out an endless stream of films designed to fill audience's hearts and CEO's wallets. With so many movies coming out, its easy for film executives to miss the occasional understated plot point, which results in a ton of classic movies that are full of tragedy, even though they're billed as family-friendly

Even if you're a certified film buff, there are still probably a few films you never realized are super sad. On the surface, these movies often appear pleasantly light-hearted, but a closer look proves that they're chock-full of murder, abuse, and mayhem. Sometimes the misery unfolds on-screen, but other films simply leave plot threads hanging that spell doom for their plucky protagonists. 

Hollywood movies sometimes get criticized for focusing too much on "happily ever afters," but in reality, they're pumping out all sorts of secretly depressing family movies

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  • While there's a lot of obviously dark stuff happening in The Lion King (a certain father being trampled to death springs to mind), in the end, the rightful king reclaims his throne and restores balance to the circle of life. The finale is set to some kickin' Elton John music, and it's absolutely uplifting. 

    While it's not entirely clear how long Simba was gone, no other male lions appear to have been born during his absence. Scar is the only male lion in a sea of lady lions, and yet it doesn't appear that any new cubs were born. Was he practicing celibacy, or was he killing them before they became a threat? See, in real life, lions are known to routinely kill their young, so its highly possible that Scar eliminated all his future competition.  

    • Actors: Matthew Broderick, Jeremy Irons, James Earl Jones, Madge Sinclair, Moira Kelly
    • Released: 1994
    • Directed by: Roger Allers, Rob Minkoff
    2,331 votes

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  • Shrek Was An Abused Child
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    In the Shrek films, the titular ogre departs from his isolated swamp and learns to accept himself and others for who they are. By the time the third film ends, he's gotten married, made a few close friends, and regularly pitches in to help his kingdom. 

    That's all wonderful, but why was he in that swamp in the first place? Well, in Shrek the Third, we learn that his parents were horribly abusive. At one point, Shrek tells Artie that his dad tried to eat him, and that he's afraid of repeating the cycle of abuse with his own children. That's some heavy stuff for a movie with a talking donkey that loves waffles. 

    • Actors: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Rupert Everett
    • Released: 2007
    • Directed by: Chris Miller
    2,205 votes

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  • The Sound of Music is a timeless musical that showcases some of the best songs Richard Rodgers ever wrote. In the film, the Von Trapp family learns to love each other by accepting Maria Rainer (Julie Andrews) into their fold, then works together to escape the Nazi onslaught. 

    While the majority of the film wraps up nicely, Rolf (Daniel Truhitte) — the lovable postman — ends up becoming a Nazi. After the credits roll, that cute boy who's seen dancing around a water fountain with Liesl (Charmian Carr) presumably goes on to kill and oppress Jewish people and Allied troops. If he survives the war, he'll surely be tried for crimes against humanity.

    • Actors: Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer, Eleanor Parker, Richard Haydn, Peggy Wood
    • Released: 1965
    • Directed by: Robert Wise
    1,508 votes

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  • In the first Santa Clause film, Scott Calvin (Tim Allen) learns that a person becomes Kris Kringle by killing the previous Santa and taking his clothes. None of Santa's tiny employees bat an eyelash when a new Father Christmas is crowned; they're perfectly comfortable never mentioning their former employer again. If that isn't depressing enough, the second film explains that in order to remain Santa Claus, Calvin needs to find a Mrs. Claus.

    While this might not initially come off as dark, the rule implies that the previous Santa Claus must have also been married to a Mrs. Claus. After Calvin inadvertently causes Santa's untimely death, what in the world happens to that Santa's wife? Is she forced out of the workshop and made to wander the arctic tundra of the North Pole? Does she die too? Clearly, this entire series is structured around familial tragedy, and serves to document a centuries-old tradition of murdering Claus couples. 

    • Actors: Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson, Eric Lloyd, David Krumholtz
    • Released: 1994
    • Directed by: John Pasquin
    1,378 votes

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  • Forrest Gump won the Academy Award for Best Picture by being so darn likable. In the film, Tom Hanks does an excellent job portraying the man that apparently is behind all of your favorite pieces of pop culture, such as ping pong, smiley face t-shirts, and even John Lennon's "Imagine."

    While it's cute that all these beloved properties supposedly share a common creator, it's a little known fact that Mark David Chapman claims he assassinated Lennon because of the line in "Imagine" about a world with no possessions. According to Lennon's killer:

    "He told us to imagine no possessions, and there he was, with millions of dollars and yachts and farms and country estates, laughing at people like me who had believed the lies and bought the records and built a big part of our lives around his music." 

    If Gump is truly responsible for the creation of "Imagine," that means he's at the very least indirectly responsible for Lennon's death. 

    • Actors: Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise, Mykelti Williamson, Sally Field
    • Released: 1994
    • Directed by: Robert Zemeckis
    2,076 votes

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  • In It's A Wonderful Life, George Bailey (James Stewart) makes plans to kill himself so that his family can collect on his life insurance and avoid prison time. Before he can seal the deal, God sends a guardian angel to show Bailey how important he is to those around him. If Bailey hadn't been born, his brother would have died, his wife would have never married, and the town they live in would have been taken over by a greedy miser. After the vision, Bailey decides his life is actually okay, and he comes home to find dozens of friends waiting eagerly to help him out. 

    But what aspects of Bailey's life are actually going to change? He still works with the klutzy Uncle Billy (Thomas Mitchell) who misplaced $8000 (which inflates to over $100,000 by today's standards), his nemesis, Mr. Potter (Lionel Barrymore), is only getting richer, and his office is still located in a crappy old Building and Loan that he hates. It's only a matter of time before he finds himself in a similarly trying situation, but without the help of angels to pull him through.

    • Actors: James Stewart, Donna Reed, Lionel Barrymore, Thomas Mitchell, Henry Travers
    • Released: 1946
    • Directed by: Frank Capra
    1,190 votes

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