Are you in the mood to be turned off forever? Are you about to go to a function where you absolutely cannot be horny in any way (does such a function exist?)? If so, spend as much time as you need taking a big ol’ gander at all this erotica gone wrong, lovingly created just for you. In this selection of not sexy sex art you’ll find penises being literally stretched to their limits and women performing figurative gymnastics to make the whole thing work. These garish presentations of fornication are sure to gross you out, but they’re exactly how everyone has sex, tentacles and all. Seriously. What? It's true.
Did you think you were going to be looking at gut churning depictions of coitus when you woke up this morning? Or did you simply happen to stumble on some of the most nauseating sex art you’ll ever see? Either way, congratulations on all of the new images you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many times you smack your head against a wall. This collection of cretinous sex art comes from every corner of the globe, and it's guaranteed one of these pieces of nightmare sex art is going to accidentally turn you on. Good luck dealing with your new fetish!
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Butt bugle scene, Thomas Rowlandson, c. 1800, England
Not the Fusillade of Rapey Dicks Again
The Deliberations of Eros in Erotopolis, Gerda Wegener, 1925, Denmark
Is She Holding a Baby?
Erotic scene, artist unknown, 1st Century BCE, Shunga Empire (India, Bangladesh, Nepal, Bhutan)