art 21 Pieces of Silly-Ass Sex Art That Might Make You Never Want to Have Sex Again  

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Are you in the mood to be turned off forever? Are you about to go to a function where you absolutely cannot be horny in any way (does such a function exist?)? If so, spend as much time as you need taking a big ol’ gander at all this erotica gone wrong, lovingly created just for you. In this selection of not sexy sex art you’ll find penises being literally stretched to their limits and women performing figurative gymnastics to make the whole thing work. These garish presentations of fornication are sure to gross you out, but they’re exactly how everyone has sex, tentacles and all. Seriously. What? It's true. 

Did you think you were going to be looking at gut churning depictions of coitus when you woke up this morning? Or did you simply happen to stumble on some of the most nauseating sex art you’ll ever see? Either way, congratulations on all of the new images you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many times you smack your head against a wall. This collection of cretinous sex art comes from every corner of the globe, and it's guaranteed one of these pieces of nightmare sex art is going to accidentally turn you on. Good luck dealing with your new fetish! 

A Keen Insight Into the Recording of Every Ska Album


A Keen Insight Into the Record... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 21 Pieces of Silly-Ass Sex Art That Might Make You Never Want to Have Sex Again
Photo: Thomas RowlandsonPublic Domain

Butt bugle scene, Thomas Rowlandson, c. 1800, England

Not the Fusillade of Rapey Dicks Again


Not the Fusillade of Rapey Dic... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 21 Pieces of Silly-Ass Sex Art That Might Make You Never Want to Have Sex Again
Photo: Gerda WegenerPublic Domain

The Deliberations of Eros in Erotopolis, Gerda Wegener, 1925, Denmark

Is She Holding a Baby?


Is She Holding a Baby? is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 21 Pieces of Silly-Ass Sex Art That Might Make You Never Want to Have Sex Again
Photo: PHGCOMCreative Commons

Erotic scene, artist unknown, 1st Century BCE, Shunga Empire (India, Bangladesh, Nepal, Bhutan)

Japan, You Nasty


Japan, You Nasty is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 21 Pieces of Silly-Ass Sex Art That Might Make You Never Want to Have Sex Again
Photo: Katsushika HokusaiPublic Domain

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, Katsushika Hokusai, 1814, Japan