Sex is awesome. We’re not going to lie and say that it’s just okay. You could offer us all the money in the world to say that sex is mediocre and we'd throw it in your face. Sometimes, though, sex can go wrong, like, super crazy wrong. For whatever reason, the worst things tend to happen during sex: animal attacks, broken genitals, death - you name it and it’s probably happened while people were gettin’ it on. Put the kids to bed, because this list of the worst things that have ever happened during sex is not for the faint of heart.
After reading through so many true sex stories for this list, we’ve come to a few conclusions. First of all, a lot of guys keep garbage in their rooms - real garbage that a garbage man takes away from the curb. Second, people like to live dangerously. They want to put weird things inside of themselves or have sex in moving cars, and that’s cool. But readers, please be safe. We don’t want to have to add you to this list of real life sex horror stories.Vote up the most excruciating, worst things that have ever happened during sex. And feel free to share your nightmare sex story in the comments. Whatever happened to you is probably mild compared to the wacky stuff on here.
Side Piece Bites off Boss's Piece
In a reminder of the dangers of automotive hookups, a boss and his secretary in China were getting down to some car-based action in a park when their vehicle was struck by a van, causing the woman to bite off the man's penis. In a bizarre twist, this was all caught by a private detective that the man's wife hired to find out if he was cheating. He was, obviously, but not anymore!
What started as a very sexy afternoon ended in tragedy when a couple in the throes of passion on a hot day decided to make love against a window to keep cool. When the glass broke, they fell out of the window together and died on impact. We guess that's kind of romantic in a really morbid, awful way.
Cursed "Penis Captivus" Draws a Huge Crowd
In early 2015, a massive crowd gathered to see a couple they believed had been locked together during sex by a witch's doctor's curse. See, a cheating wife and her young lover actually became stuck due to penis captivus, a condition in which the woman's vagina contracts too much and traps the penis. News quickly spread and by the time police arrived, over 2,000 people had swarmed onto the street outside the apartment block, eager to confirm the rumor that the woman's cuckolded husband cursed his wife's vagina.
Humiliated Partner Accidentally Kills Cat
A reddit user tells a story about one of their "friends" (i.e. this story about something that happened to them) who met a girl at a concert and took her home, where they decided to try anal sex, despite neither having any experience. It didn't work, and there was a mess everywhere (you do the math). A few days later, the same woman came over again and while performing oral sex, she threw up all over the guy. After vomiting she ran out of the house in embarrassment, and while pulling out of the driveway she ran over the guy's cat, killing the innocent critter.