true stories Hospital Workers Tell Insane Sex-Related Injuries They Saw  

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Sex is supposed to be fun. "Supposed" being the key word. But, if you play, you are bound to get hurt. We scoured the internet to find some of the craziest sex stories you'll hear- the ones that ended up in the ER. From various household objects finding their way up people's rectums, to piercings gone bad, these story will definitely make you extra-cautious the next time you're bit by the love bug.

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Tongue piercing gets stuck on clit-ring.

"Have you ever had a tongue-piercing get stuck in a clitoris-ring? Well, it's fun for the on-duty EMTs, not so much for the patients."

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Woman decapitated while giving road head

"A buddy of mine is a paramedic and he once told me a story about a guy who was getting road head and got into an accident. When they found the girl, she had been decapitated. She still had his penis in her mouth and he wasn't sitting next to her anymore."

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Man breaks his penis into a Z

"I had a gentleman and his lady come in after a romantic (drunken) night on the beach, mid-coitus he misjudged the length of his penis, pulled out too far, and rammed it into her leg causing it to snap in half. I have never in my life seen something so horrific and I've been an EMT for 10 years. It was in the shape of a Z, completely purple, and swollen. "

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Man tries to have sex with his cat

"One of my friends was an EMT. He had to respond to a call once for a guy who injured his penis. It turns out he was trying to fuck his cat and his cat wasn't having any of it. He said that was the only time on the job he lost it laughing in front of the patient."
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