Total Nerd The 25 Most Sexually Frustrated Pokemon  

Greeley Dean
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If you've ever played Pokemon with even a mild grade of obsession, you're probably familiar with looks of sexual frustration (no direct insinuation that it was in the mirror, but you can fill in that blank as appropriate). The Pokemon themselves, you may have also noted, tend to have looks of sexual desperation painted boldly across their faces. There have been myriad Pokemon who look like they're masturbating, Pokemon having sex (or at least the closest thing to copulation a magical creature that lives in a ball can have), and Pokemon touching themselves both on the Pokemon cartoon and in the Pokemon video games, and these are the best of those sexually desperate Pokemon.

This list of sexually frustrated Pokemon doesn't take into account backstory, fighting tactics, or even proximity to other Pokemon; these are simply funny pictures of Pokemon who look like they're about to murder the next guy/girl/ball dweller that shoots them down. 
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Jynx


Jynx is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The 25 Most Sexually Frustrated Pokemon
Photo: via Wikimedia
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Team Rocket


Team Rocket is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The 25 Most Sexually Frustrated Pokemon
Photo: via Wikimedia
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Minccino


Minccino is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The 25 Most Sexually Frustrated Pokemon
Photo: via Twitter
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Squirtle


Squirtle is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The 25 Most Sexually Frustrated Pokemon
Photo: via Reddit

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