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thought provoking Shit That You Are Too Old For  

Lauren Slocum
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Afraid to say "no" to unappealing dinner plans? Worried about offending your coworker when you refuse boring story? Don't be! Growing up may mean greying hair and sagging skin, but it also means you don't have to do anything you don't want to do. You're officially too old for this shit!

When you start being too old for stuff, you won't worry about what people say behind your back or what stupid stuff people are saying on social media, because you'll finally understand that there are much bigger issues in the world. And you don't give a flying f*ck about those people anyway! If you don't want to sleep on someone's couch after having a couple glasses of wine, you're old enough to call a car, get a ride home, and sleep in the comfort of your bed inside of your own apartment. And that's a beautiful thing.

Getting too old for stuff is pretty amazing, actually. All those "friends" you pretended to like for the past decade (you know, the people you see at parties and follow on Instagram but they don't know your last name)? You no longer have to pretend to care about their lives! At this point in your life, you have all the friends you need. So while your fridge fills up with groceries, and your bank account acquires some commas, you'll begin to perfect the art of simply not giving a sh*t.

Vote up the stuff you are too old for and add any items you've sworn off in your old age. 
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Pretending to Care is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Pretending to Care

Things Your Mother Told You... That She Was Right About The Top Animated Sex Symbols

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252 35
Hanging Out with People You Do... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Hanging Out with People You Don't Like

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223 29
Staying Somewhere You Don't Wa... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Staying Somewhere You Don't Want to Be

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205 35
Pretending You Like Something ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Pretending You Like Something Just to Fit In

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189 36
Not Saying How You Feel is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Not Saying How You Feel

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200 46
Getting in Facebook Fights is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Getting in Facebook Fights

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191 52
Partying Until 4 When You Have... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Partying Until 4 When You Have to Work the Next Day

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169 52
Agreeing with People Just to B... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Agreeing with People Just to Be Polite

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152 44
Shitty Bras is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Shitty Bras

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126 35
Not Being Able to Take Constru... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Not Being Able to Take Constructive Criticism

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120 36
Not Calling People Out on Thei... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Not Calling People Out on Their Bullsh*t

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141 57
Sleeping on Someone's Couch Wh... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Sleeping on Someone's Couch When You Could Easily Go Home

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136 55
Posting Selfies Taken in Your ... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Posting Selfies Taken in Your Bedroom, a Bathroom, or the Driver's Seat

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116 42
Lying about Trivial Details to... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Lying about Trivial Details to Sound Cool

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Not Knowing How to Cook Your O... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Not Knowing How to Cook Your Own Meals

Signs Someone Is Talking About You Behind Your Back 17 Signs You Are Being Cheated On

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116 44
Stealing Stuff from Walmart is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Stealing Stuff from Walmart

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113 43
Allowing Your Parents to Influ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Allowing Your Parents to Influence Your Career Choices

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Temper Tantrums is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Temper Tantrums

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Doing Molly/MDMA is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Doing Molly/MDMA

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Feeling Bad about Eating Ice C... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Feeling Bad about Eating Ice Cream

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91 36
Doing Your Laundry at Your Par... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Doing Your Laundry at Your Parents' House

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105 47
Being Late All the Time is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Being Late All the Time

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Over-Drafting Your Bank Accoun... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Over-Drafting Your Bank Account

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83 34
Being Overly Sensitive is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Being Overly Sensitive

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80 33
Making Plans You Don't Intend ... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Making Plans You Don't Intend on Keeping

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87 39
Being a Virgin is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Being a Virgin

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71 29
Feeling Awkward Around Hard Ni... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Feeling Awkward Around Hard Nipples

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71 31
Trolling Your Significant Othe... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Trolling Your Significant Other's Social Media for Pictures of Their Exes

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62 37
Being Picky about Food is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Being Picky about Food

Things We Should Do, But Don't The Best Qualities in a Man

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83 56
Crying When You Get Pulled Ove... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Crying When You Get Pulled Over

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68 46
Playing Video Games Every Day is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Playing Video Games Every Day

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Being Awkward about Asking Som... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Being Awkward about Asking Someone Out

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77 55
House Parties is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
House Parties

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72 52
Texting at the Table is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Texting at the Table

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63 44
Smoking Weed When You Wake Up is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Smoking Weed When You Wake Up

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74 57
Being Obsessed with Disneyland is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Being Obsessed with Disneyland

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54 50
Being Confrontational is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Being Confrontational

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54 57
Skipping Breakfast is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Skipping Breakfast

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Eating Fast Food Twice in the ... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Shit That You Are Too Old For
Eating Fast Food Twice in the Same Week