Afraid to say "no" to unappealing dinner plans? Worried about offending your coworker when you refuse boring story? Don't be! Growing up may mean greying hair and sagging skin, but it also means you don't have to do anything you don't want to do. You're officially too old for this shit!
When you start being too old for stuff, you won't worry about what people say behind your back or what stupid stuff people are saying on social media, because you'll finally understand that there are much bigger issues in the world. And you don't give a flying f*ck about those people anyway! If you don't want to sleep on someone's couch after having a couple glasses of wine, you're old enough to call a car, get a ride home, and sleep in the comfort of your bed inside of your own apartment. And that's a beautiful thing.
Getting too old for stuff is pretty amazing, actually. All those "friends" you pretended to like for the past decade (you know, the people you see at parties and follow on Instagram but they don't know your last name)? You no longer have to pretend to care about their lives! At this point in your life, you have all the friends you need. So while your fridge fills up with groceries, and your bank account acquires some commas, you'll begin to perfect the art of simply not giving a sh*t.
Vote up the stuff you are too old for and add any items you've sworn off in your old age.