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Terrible Life Pro Tips You Should Send to Your Friends

Updated June 14, 2019 13.2k votes 2k voters 304.8k views28 items

List RulesVote up the sh*ttiest sh*t on this list of sh*ttylifeprotips.

These days it feels like everywhere you turn, there's some fool waiting to give you advice, tell you how to DIY, or suggest you fix all your problems with a few quick life pro tips (most of which are asinine bullsh*t). If you've had enough and are ready for a break from all the overwhelming wisdom, you've come to the right place. Here, we've gathered the worst, sh*ttiest, most hilarious advice from a satirical subreddit aptly called /r/shittylifeprotips.

Please be forewarned: the following sh*tty life pro tips were selected by virtue of their overwhelming sh*ttiness, and are in no way intended to be taken literally or actually tried (because they're jokes, if case you're a moron and didn't pick up on that). If, however, you're up for some f*cking terrible, hilarious advice from the annals (anals?) of the shittylifeprotips reddit, proceed. 

Whether you're out to learn how you can totally dodge debt by dying prematurely or are looking for the worst ways ever to prepare various foods, get ready to score. Here you're in for some of the worst yet most hysterical ideas of all time.

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    Hole in Your Black Sock? Draw on Your Foot, Dumbass.

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    Determine the Purity of Your Drugs with a Cocaine Volcano (It's Not as Fun as it Sounds).

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  • 3

    Get a Clean Cut on Your Bagel by Taking Your Perv Uncle's Advice: Put a Finger in Her.

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    Show Off Your Wily Management Skills Before You Even Enter the Room.

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