List Rules Vote up every funny short joke you want to bust out at your next cocktail party
Sometimes the best way to break the ice in an awkward situation is to make a joke. But if you’re in a situation where you’ve only got a minute or two (like if you’re in an elevator with your boss), you don’t have time to tell an elaborate joke, that’s why you should always have a great short joke at the ready. Even if you don’t have an intimidating boss, you’ll always need to keep a hilarious short joke up your sleeve. This is a list of the funniest short jokes.
Everyone knows that the quickest way to becoming the coolest person in the room to make everyone laugh. Whether you need a joke about a nun, or a fast pun about bees, this list has you covered. If you’ve got a mind like a steel trap, try to memorize all of these for the next dinner party you’re attending. And if you aren’t invited to any parties, don’t worry, after you start throwing a few of these great short jokes around you’ll be fending off invitations like mosquitos.
Vote on the funniest short joke, and then make sure you own a nice shirt, because you’re going to be the life of the party.
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What Do You Call a Sleepwalking Nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
How Do You Make Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
How Do You Make A Tissue Dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What Did The Fish Say When He Swam Into The Wall?
What Do You Get When You Put a Candle In a Suit Of Armor?
A knight light.
What Do You Call A Cheese That's Not Yours?
What Do You Call A Deer With No Eyes?
No eye deer.
What Did The Zen Buddhist Say To The Hotdog Vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Why Can't You Hear A Pterodactyl In The Bathroom?
Because he has a silent pee.
What Did The Grape Say When He Was Pinched?
Nothing, he gave a little wine.
What Kind Of Bees Make Milk Instead Of Honey?
A Mushroom Walk Into A Bar
The bartender says "we don't serve your kind." The mushroom responds, "Why not? I'm a fungai!"
What Does A Nosey Pepper Do?
Gets jalapeno business!
Why Does Snoop Dogg Carry An Umbrella?
What's Brown And Sticky?
What Did The 0 Say To The 8?
What's Beethovens Favorite Fruit?
What Do You Get When You Throw A Piano Down A Mine Shaft?