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23 Weird 'Shrek' Thoughts That Actually Make A Good Point

July 28, 2020 3.3k votes 354 voters 12.8k views23 items

List RulesVote up the points that are as good as the phrase, 'Ogres are like onions.'

Thought your love for Shrek couldn't get any stronger or perhaps the film franchise couldn't possibly get any weirder? Think again.

Fans of the beloved green ogre have gathered on the subreddit ShowerThoughts to share the things that they cannot unthink about the movies with the rest of the internet.

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    The Shrek Soundtrack Remains Undefeated

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    Photo: Shrek 2 / DreamWorks Pictures

    From Redditor u/NotSoCheezyReddit:

    To date, I still haven't heard a better version of "Hallelujah" than the one on the Shrek soundtrack.

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    Donkey Was The Real MVP

    Donkey Was The Real MVP is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 23 Weird 'Shrek' Thoughts That Actually Make A Good Point
    Photo: Shrek / DreamWorks Pictures

    From Redditor u/FlippyIsKing18:

    If Shrek never met Donkey, Donkey would have never met Dragon, who would've never have eaten Farquaad, who would've killed Shrek and Fiona. Donkey's the real hero.

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    Shrek Shines Bright In Donkey's Eyes

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    Photo: Shrek / DreamWorks Pictures

    From Redditor u/YourEyesSeeNothing:

    Donkey from Shrek is Red/Blue colorblind and a major color he can really see properly is Green. Maybe Donkey also took a liking to Shrek because to him Shrek was colorful compared to other characters in the series.

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    Lord Farquaad's Choice Could Have Ended The Movie Immediately

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    Photo: Shrek / DreamWorks Pictures

    From Redditor u/fredpokia:

    If Lord Farquad had picked Snow White, Shrek could have just gone home and gotten her body off his dining room table. End of story.

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