Thought your love for Shrek couldn't get any stronger or perhaps the film franchise couldn't possibly get any weirder? Think again.
Fans of the beloved green ogre have gathered on the subreddit ShowerThoughts to share the things that they cannot unthink about the movies with the rest of the internet.
The Shrek Soundtrack Remains UndefeatedPhoto: Shrek 2 / DreamWorks Pictures
From Redditor u/NotSoCheezyReddit:
To date, I still haven't heard a better version of "Hallelujah" than the one on the Shrek soundtrack.Better out than in?
Donkey Was The Real MVP
From Redditor u/FlippyIsKing18:
If Shrek never met Donkey, Donkey would have never met Dragon, who would've never have eaten Farquaad, who would've killed Shrek and Fiona. Donkey's the real hero.Better out than in?
Shrek Shines Bright In Donkey's Eyes
From Redditor u/YourEyesSeeNothing:
Donkey from Shrek is Red/Blue colorblind and a major color he can really see properly is Green. Maybe Donkey also took a liking to Shrek because to him Shrek was colorful compared to other characters in the series.Better out than in?
Lord Farquaad's Choice Could Have Ended The Movie Immediately
From Redditor u/fredpokia:
If Lord Farquad had picked Snow White, Shrek could have just gone home and gotten her body off his dining room table. End of story.Better out than in?