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Tell-Tale Signs Your Wife Or Girlfriend Is A Succubus 

Jacob Shelton
Updated October 9, 2019 144.2k views 12 items

For the uninitiated, succubi are sex demons who traditionally appear to men during the night to steal their souls with the help of sex energy, but has anyone ever had a real succubus experience? Of course they have, but they’re not as harrowing as you’d think. Some people manage to have long-term relationships with their succubi while their souls are slowly being sucked away. Real succubus encounters involve a sexy demon creature that latches onto you and pulls out your essence, one late-night encounter at a time. If this sounds like someone in your life, then you might be unwittingly in a relationship with a succubus, and if you’re not careful you can end up as a withered husk of a human with no soul. Although there's always the possibility that you're just dating a psychopath.

If you’re wondering whether or not you’re dealing with a real-life succubus, all you have to do is check out these helpful tips to determine if your girlfriend, wife, or significant other is secretly a sex demon stealing your soul. If the possibility of dating a scary monster, like a vampire or succubus, is high on your list of fears, then you should know what's out there. Maybe over the course of learning about succubi you’ll decide that losing your soul throughout a series of late night, spooky sex encounters isn’t so bad, or maybe you’ll figure out that you’re just dating a spooky gal who’s using you for sex. Hey, it could totally happen.

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She Doesn't Have Any Family

This could either be good or bad depending on how you feel about dating someone with zero connections to the human realm. Succubi aren't born of human flesh, so they have no parents, cousins, brothers, sisters - you get the idea. Plus, they're demons so they really only respect the demonic hierarchy, which you aren't part of.

If this kind of relationship works for you (keep in mind that when things end you will be left without a soul), then you've hit the jackpot, but if you prefer to be in a relationship with someone who's tied to the mortal coil, then you should cut things off before they become too intense.

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Your Friends Hate Your Significant Other, But They Don't Know Why

Everyone has been in a relationship where their friends don't like their significant other, but when you're with a secret sex demon who wants to steal your soul via intercourse, this kind of friction will be ratcheted up to the nth degree. You may think that your girlfriend/wife/whatevs is the sweetest flower that ever blossomed, but if your friends are constantly warning you about how they've got a bad feeling about her, or they simply recoil whenever she suddenly shows up on poker night, you might be dealing with an ageless succubus from the nether-realm.

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Do You Feel Like Someone's Watching You When You're Alone?

Specifically, do you feel like your girlfriend or wife is watching you when she's not even in the room? And not just in the way that she's set up a complicated video system to watch you while you're alone doing whatever it is you do on your computer, but in the way that the air seems dense with her presence despite her not actually being there

This could be a sign that your significant other is a succubus who is watching you even when you're all by your lonesome. Is that creepier or more laid back than breaking into your email?

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Does Your Significant Other's Voice Rattle Through Your Head?

Quick question: When you're walking home from work or school, does the voice of your girlfriend bounce around in your head like a racquetball? Are you finding that your thoughts are no longer your own? When a succubi's hold over you begins to increase you'll hear her voice in your head, constantly telling you to do things and act certain ways.

If you're at this point in your relationship with a succubus it may be too late to separate yourself.