Total Nerd 25 Signs You Just Don't Care About Star Wars Anymore  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Upvote the signs that signal the force may no longer be as strong as it once was.

Is anyone else sick of Star Wars? It’s great JJ Abrams brought the series back to its original glory and all, but weren’t things better when fans only had the unattainable beauty inherent in the original trilogy (on Laserdisc or VHS)? With all these flashy directors taking care of the new trilogy and the one-off Star Wars stories, the entire series feels kind of blah. Gone are the days when it was just nerds flocking around lightsabers and Death Stars; today, fandom includes not just the geeks but the guys and girls next door. As it becomes more geared towards the masses, aren’t you feeling tired of Star Wars?

Before you scream at your computer and proclaim your love for Golden Robot and his small friend, know it's okay not to love Star Wars like you used to. You’re not supposed to be amazed by the space battles, feel like you can be blue-milk aficionado Luke Skywalker, or have to stomach the franchise's descent into mainstream mediocrity. Let someone else carry the torch for this never-ending corporation masquerading as a film. You’ve done your time, now go live your life.

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1,066 518
You're Fine With Ewoks

Star Wars Fan Costumes Gone Seriously Wrong The Hardest Languages to Learn

2
844 582
You've Taken Your Action Figures Out Of Their Boxes

3
805 700
Standing In Line For Opening Day Seems Pointless

4
649 653
The Idea of Fan Ownership Over A Major Franchise Has Begun To Seem Ridiculous

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582 690
The Outcome Of An Intergalactic War Doesn't Compare To Having To Pay Bills

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562 823
You Don't Care Who Shot First

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481 781
Cute Robots No Longer Do Anything For You

8
469 794
When Asked About Your Feelings On The New Trilogy You Simply Sigh

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427 783
Disney's Star Wars Land Has Failed To Stir Any Feelings In You

10
435 819
It Wouldn't Bother You If Jar Jar Binks Popped Up In A New Movie

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355 789
Teaser Trailers Are Meaningless To You

12
312 711
You're Actually Okay With George Lucas Ruining Your Childhood

13
327 766
The Lack Of An Opening Crawl Means Nothing To You

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305 737
The Battle Between Good Vs. Evil Seems Trite When You Can Read The News

15
283 834
When Han Bit The Dust You Were Actually Jealous That He Got To Escape The Franchise

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281 907
You Still Haven't Seen Rogue One

17
235 843
Any Mention Of Using The Force Makes You Physically Ill

18
179 775
You Watched The Force Awakens On Your Laptop

19
156 808
You Avoid People Wearing Star Wars Merch

20
127 821
It's Too Hard To Get Invested In A Story For Children

21
102 818
You Find Yourself Being Jealous Of People Who Have Never Seen The Series

22
91 820
You've Covered Up All Of Your Rebel Alliance Tattoos

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91 827
Spaceships Give You No Joy

24
80 846
You Swapped Out Your Star Wars Art For Star Trek Art

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47 867
You're Actually Piers Morgan