Total Nerd 25 Signs You Just Don't Care About Star Wars Anymore  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Upvote the signs that signal the force may no longer be as strong as it once was.

Is anyone else sick of Star Wars? It’s great JJ Abrams brought the series back to its original glory and all, but weren’t things better when fans only had the unattainable beauty inherent in the original trilogy (on Laserdisc or VHS)? With all these flashy directors taking care of the new trilogy and the one-off Star Wars stories, the entire series feels kind of blah. Gone are the days when it was just nerds flocking around lightsabers and Death Stars; today, fandom includes not just the geeks but the guys and girls next door. As it becomes more geared towards the masses, aren’t you feeling tired of Star Wars?

Before you scream at your computer and proclaim your love for Golden Robot and his small friend, know it's okay not to love Star Wars like you used to. You’re not supposed to be amazed by the space battles, feel like you can be blue-milk aficionado Luke Skywalker, or have to stomach the franchise's descent into mainstream mediocrity. Let someone else carry the torch for this never-ending corporation masquerading as a film. You’ve done your time, now go live your life.

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You're Fine With Ewoks

1,726 1,207
You've Taken Your Action Figures Out Of Their Boxes

1,469 1,246
The Idea of Fan Ownership Over A Major Franchise Has Begun To Seem Ridiculous

1,628 1,411
Standing In Line For Opening Day Seems Pointless

1,282 1,351
The Outcome Of An Intergalactic War Doesn't Compare To Having To Pay Bills

1,163 1,442
When Asked About Your Feelings On The New Trilogy You Simply Sigh

1,148 1,616
You Don't Care Who Shot First

1,040 1,506
Cute Robots No Longer Do Anything For You

896 1,531
Disney's Star Wars Land Has Failed To Stir Any Feelings In You

895 1,604
It Wouldn't Bother You If Jar Jar Binks Popped Up In A New Movie

726 1,444
You're Actually Okay With George Lucas Ruining Your Childhood

745 1,554
Teaser Trailers Are Meaningless To You

629 1,478
The Battle Between Good Vs. Evil Seems Trite When You Can Read The News

578 1,572
The Lack Of An Opening Crawl Means Nothing To You

Which 'Star Wars' Character Are You, According To Your Zodiac Sign?

483 1,677
When Han Bit The Dust You Were Actually Jealous That He Got To Escape The Franchise

356 1,600
You Watched The Force Awakens On Your Laptop

380 1,849
You Still Haven't Seen Rogue One

354 1,721
Any Mention Of Using The Force Makes You Physically Ill

310 1,646
You Avoid People Wearing Star Wars Merch

275 1,645
It's Too Hard To Get Invested In A Story For Children

219 1,664
You Find Yourself Being Jealous Of People Who Have Never Seen The Series

195 1,643
You've Covered Up All Of Your Rebel Alliance Tattoos

196 1,663
Spaceships Give You No Joy

161 1,706
You Swapped Out Your Star Wars Art For Star Trek Art

100 1,754
You're Actually Piers Morgan