Total Nerd 25 Signs You Just Don't Care About Star Wars Anymore  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Upvote the signs that signal the force may no longer be as strong as it once was.

Is anyone else sick of Star Wars? It’s great JJ Abrams brought the series back to its original glory and all, but weren’t things better when fans only had the unattainable beauty inherent in the original trilogy (on Laserdisc or VHS)? With all these flashy directors taking care of the new trilogy and the one-off Star Wars stories, the entire series feels kind of blah. Gone are the days when it was just nerds flocking around lightsabers and Death Stars; today, fandom includes not just the geeks but the guys and girls next door. As it becomes more geared towards the masses, aren’t you feeling tired of Star Wars?

Before you scream at your computer and proclaim your love for Golden Robot and his small friend, know it's okay not to love Star Wars like you used to. You’re not supposed to be amazed by the space battles, feel like you can be blue-milk aficionado Luke Skywalker, or have to stomach the franchise's descent into mainstream mediocrity. Let someone else carry the torch for this never-ending corporation masquerading as a film. You’ve done your time, now go live your life.

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1
2,219 985
You're Fine With Ewoks

2
1,709 1,198
You've Taken Your Action Figures Out Of Their Boxes

3
1,448 1,234
The Idea of Fan Ownership Over A Major Franchise Has Begun To Seem Ridiculous

4
1,602 1,404
Standing In Line For Opening Day Seems Pointless

5
1,254 1,347
The Outcome Of An Intergalactic War Doesn't Compare To Having To Pay Bills

6
1,135 1,438
When Asked About Your Feelings On The New Trilogy You Simply Sigh

7
1,127 1,606
You Don't Care Who Shot First

8
1,023 1,495
Cute Robots No Longer Do Anything For You

9
874 1,523
Disney's Star Wars Land Has Failed To Stir Any Feelings In You

10
877 1,592
It Wouldn't Bother You If Jar Jar Binks Popped Up In A New Movie

11
710 1,433
You're Actually Okay With George Lucas Ruining Your Childhood

12
730 1,543
Teaser Trailers Are Meaningless To You

13
617 1,466
The Battle Between Good Vs. Evil Seems Trite When You Can Read The News

14
572 1,554
The Lack Of An Opening Crawl Means Nothing To You

Which 'Star Wars' Character Are You, According To Your Zodiac Sign?

15
471 1,663
When Han Bit The Dust You Were Actually Jealous That He Got To Escape The Franchise

16
348 1,583
You Watched The Force Awakens On Your Laptop

17
377 1,827
You Still Haven't Seen Rogue One

18
347 1,703
Any Mention Of Using The Force Makes You Physically Ill

19
300 1,630
You Avoid People Wearing Star Wars Merch

20
269 1,626
It's Too Hard To Get Invested In A Story For Children

21
211 1,646
You Find Yourself Being Jealous Of People Who Have Never Seen The Series

22
190 1,643
Spaceships Give You No Joy

23
187 1,625
You've Covered Up All Of Your Rebel Alliance Tattoos

24
156 1,686
You Swapped Out Your Star Wars Art For Star Trek Art

25
97 1,730
You're Actually Piers Morgan