Total Nerd 25 Signs You Just Don't Care About Star Wars Anymore  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Upvote the signs that signal the force may no longer be as strong as it once was.

Is anyone else sick of Star Wars? It’s great JJ Abrams brought the series back to its original glory and all, but weren’t things better when fans only had the unattainable beauty inherent in the original trilogy (on Laserdisc or VHS)? With all these flashy directors taking care of the new trilogy and the one-off Star Wars stories, the entire series feels kind of blah. Gone are the days when it was just nerds flocking around lightsabers and Death Stars; today, fandom includes not just the geeks but the guys and girls next door. As it becomes more geared towards the masses, aren’t you feeling tired of Star Wars?

Before you scream at your computer and proclaim your love for Golden Robot and his small friend, know it's okay not to love Star Wars like you used to. You’re not supposed to be amazed by the space battles, feel like you can be blue-milk aficionado Luke Skywalker, or have to stomach the franchise's descent into mainstream mediocrity. Let someone else carry the torch for this never-ending corporation masquerading as a film. You’ve done your time, now go live your life.

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2,220 986
You're Fine With Ewoks

2
1,710 1,198
You've Taken Your Action Figures Out Of Their Boxes

3
1,450 1,234
The Idea of Fan Ownership Over A Major Franchise Has Begun To Seem Ridiculous

4
1,603 1,405
Standing In Line For Opening Day Seems Pointless

5
1,256 1,347
The Outcome Of An Intergalactic War Doesn't Compare To Having To Pay Bills

6
1,136 1,439
When Asked About Your Feelings On The New Trilogy You Simply Sigh

7
1,129 1,606
You Don't Care Who Shot First

8
1,024 1,496
Cute Robots No Longer Do Anything For You

9
875 1,524
Disney's Star Wars Land Has Failed To Stir Any Feelings In You

10
879 1,592
It Wouldn't Bother You If Jar Jar Binks Popped Up In A New Movie

11
711 1,434
You're Actually Okay With George Lucas Ruining Your Childhood

12
731 1,544
Teaser Trailers Are Meaningless To You

13
618 1,467
The Battle Between Good Vs. Evil Seems Trite When You Can Read The News

14
573 1,555
The Lack Of An Opening Crawl Means Nothing To You

Which 'Star Wars' Character Are You, According To Your Zodiac Sign?

15
472 1,664
When Han Bit The Dust You Were Actually Jealous That He Got To Escape The Franchise

16
349 1,584
You Watched The Force Awakens On Your Laptop

17
378 1,828
You Still Haven't Seen Rogue One

18
348 1,704
Any Mention Of Using The Force Makes You Physically Ill

19
301 1,631
You Avoid People Wearing Star Wars Merch

20
270 1,627
It's Too Hard To Get Invested In A Story For Children

21
213 1,646
You Find Yourself Being Jealous Of People Who Have Never Seen The Series

22
191 1,644
Spaceships Give You No Joy

23
188 1,626
You've Covered Up All Of Your Rebel Alliance Tattoos

24
157 1,687
You Swapped Out Your Star Wars Art For Star Trek Art

25
98 1,731
You're Actually Piers Morgan