Total Nerd 25 Signs You Just Don't Care About Star Wars Anymore  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Upvote the signs that signal the force may no longer be as strong as it once was.

Is anyone else sick of Star Wars? It’s great JJ Abrams brought the series back to its original glory and all, but weren’t things better when fans only had the unattainable beauty inherent in the original trilogy (on Laserdisc or VHS)? With all these flashy directors taking care of the new trilogy and the one-off Star Wars stories, the entire series feels kind of blah. Gone are the days when it was just nerds flocking around lightsabers and Death Stars; today, fandom includes not just the geeks but the guys and girls next door. As it becomes more geared towards the masses, aren’t you feeling tired of Star Wars?

Before you scream at your computer and proclaim your love for Golden Robot and his small friend, know it's okay not to love Star Wars like you used to. You’re not supposed to be amazed by the space battles, feel like you can be blue-milk aficionado Luke Skywalker, or have to stomach the franchise's descent into mainstream mediocrity. Let someone else carry the torch for this never-ending corporation masquerading as a film. You’ve done your time, now go live your life.

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2,373 1,051
You're Fine With Ewoks
1,834 1,260
You've Taken Your Action Figures Out Of Their Boxes
1,772 1,454
Standing In Line For Opening Day Seems Pointless
1,576 1,302
The Idea of Fan Ownership Over A Major Franchise Has Begun To Seem Ridiculous
1,381 1,401
The Outcome Of An Intergalactic War Doesn't Compare To Having To Pay Bills
1,293 1,483
When Asked About Your Feelings On The New Trilogy You Simply Sigh
1,219 1,700
You Don't Care Who Shot First
1,126 1,562
Cute Robots No Longer Do Anything For You
992 1,585
Disney's Star Wars Land Has Failed To Stir Any Feelings In You
958 1,688
It Wouldn't Bother You If Jar Jar Binks Popped Up In A New Movie
834 1,609
Teaser Trailers Are Meaningless To You
774 1,526
You're Actually Okay With George Lucas Ruining Your Childhood
677 1,541
The Battle Between Good Vs. Evil Seems Trite When You Can Read The News
608 1,648
The Lack Of An Opening Crawl Means Nothing To You
521 1,753
When Han Bit The Dust You Were Actually Jealous That He Got To Escape The Franchise
376 1,687
You Watched The Force Awakens On Your Laptop
381 1,797
Any Mention Of Using The Force Makes You Physically Ill
402 1,941
You Still Haven't Seen Rogue One
341 1,725
You Avoid People Wearing Star Wars Merch
290 1,735
It's Too Hard To Get Invested In A Story For Children
244 1,740
You Find Yourself Being Jealous Of People Who Have Never Seen The Series
211 1,724
You've Covered Up All Of Your Rebel Alliance Tattoos
213 1,743
Spaceships Give You No Joy
177 1,788
You Swapped Out Your Star Wars Art For Star Trek Art
107 1,846
You're Actually Piers Morgan