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All The Signs You're Dating A Basic B*tch

What is a basic b*tch? They're those peppy, cute, and pretty much mindless trend followers who don't seem to have an original thought in their heads. Sure, they can be fun to hang around with, but if you're not interested in a girl who obsesses over brunch and constantly brags about yoga, you may not want a basic b*tch girlfriend.

There are several ways you can spot a basic b*tch once you know the signs. Whether she's in her natural habitat at the local Starbucks (ordering a non-fat pumpkin spice latte, of course), running errands in her standard leggings/Uggs/sweatshirt get up, posting gym selfies with the hashtag #thinspiration, or uttering her catchphrase, "I literally can't even right now," the signals are loud and clear.

But which is worse: Her abuse of "inspirational" Marilyn Monroe quotes or her overly-used #blessed hashtag? It's up to you to answer that cringe-worthy question. Check out the top signs that you're dating a basic white girl, and vote up the most egregious acts of basic b*tchiness. Or in the words of her people: Keep calm and vote on!

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    She only dates basic bros

    You know, the kind who have more brawn than brains, and are constantly throwing frat parties, bragging about doing keg stands, revving their car engines at stoplights, and peeling out of parking lots in an attempt to impress chicks.
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    She loves SkinnyGirl drinks

    ...and brags about how many calories she's saving.
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    She thinks she can speak Spanish

    But she really only knows how to order more margaritas. 
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    She's a sucker for celebrity endorsements

    "Beyonce uses it, so I'm buying it," she says as you roll your eyes.
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    She wears glasses with faux frames and calls herself ~quirky~

    Jess Day from New Girl is totes her spirit animal.
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    She owns at least one Nicolas Sparks book

    And it's likely The Notebook or A Walk to Remember, which she bought after crying though one (or both) of those movies.
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    She always requests the dressing on the side

    And sends the food back if it isn't.
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    She thinks a flash-mob proposal is the sweetest thing

    Especially if it's set to a One Direction song.
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    Her favorite movie is "The Notebook"

    And she can quote almost all of it. "If you're a bird, I'm a bird."
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    She watches ALL of the "Real Housewives" Shows

    Bravo TV is basically her Bible.
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    She takes frequent trips to Vegas with her girls

    Her Instagram blows up with drunken selfies and everything is hashtagged #whathappensinvegas. 
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    She refers to "Sex and the City" characters when describing life events and people

    "I was sooo Samantha last night -- I can't believe I did that!"
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    She has Pintrest boards full of engagement rings

    No pressure.
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    She never gets sick of "Hey Girl" memes

    Anything with Ryan Gosling is totes amaze.
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    She's purchased a Kardashian app

    And frequently goes over her data plan using it.
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    She loves "Keep Calm and ___" mugs

    Or posters, or clothing, or tote bags, or tumblers, or...
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    She has an Eiffel Tower or "Breakfast at Tiffany's" poster

    J'adore!
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    She knows that Marilyn Monroe quote by heart

    You know the one: "I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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    She spends at least $25 a week on frozen yogurt

    It's fro yo time, b*tches!

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    Kate Middleton is ultimate #goals

    You can't walk past a magazine with Kate on the cover without her grabbing it.