What is a basic bitch? They're those peppy, cute, and pretty much mindless trend followers who don't seem to have an original thought in their heads. Sure, they can be fun to hang around with, but if you're not interested in a girl who obsesses over brunch and constantly brags about yoga, you may not want a basic bitch girlfriend.
There are several ways you can spot a basic bitch once you know the signs. Whether she's in her natural habitat at the local Starbucks (ordering a non-fat pumpkin spice latte, of course), running errands in her standard leggings/Uggs/sweatshirt get up, posting gym selfies with the hashtag #thinspiration, or uttering her catchphrase, "I literally can't even right now," the signals are loud and clear.
But which is worse: Her abuse of "inspirational" Marilyn Monroe quotes or her overly-used #blessed hashtag? It's up to you to answer that cringe-worthy question. Check out the top signs that you're dating a basic white girl, and vote up the most egregious acts of basic bitchiness. Or in the words of her people: Keep calm and vote on!
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She loves Starbucks, especially pumpkin spice lattes And takes pride in ordering drinks off of the "secret menu."
She abuses the word "literally" "I literally can't even right now."
Her casual look is leggings with Uggs and a sweatshirt
She can tell you about the latest celebrity gossip, but has no clue what's happening in the news "Who's Kim Jong Un? Anyway, Kourtney and Scott are totes having, like, major issues again..."
She can communicate entirely in emojis You're honestly torn between bewilderment and admiration.
When drunk, she turns into a "woo girl" She can't stop yelling it.
She refers to her group of friends as "bitches" Rolling with the hottest bitches! #hotbitches
Whenever something upsetting happens, she's quick to say, "everything happens for a reason."
She uses words like "totes," "sesh," "amaze," "delish," and "OMG" regularly "OMG, we had a hot make out sesh last night. It was totes amaze ."
She always goes as a sexy version of something for Halloween Sexy nurse, sexy vampire, sexy inmate, even a sexy shaman... nothing is sacred.
She totes can't control herself at Sephora Don't even ask how much lip gloss she owns.
She takes horoscopes seriously ... and knows your relationship strengths and weaknesses, according to your signs.
Her standard fall outfit consists of boots, denim jeans, and a puffy vest Popularly dubbed "the Han Solo."
She's obsessed with brunch Nearly half of her Instagram consists of filtered brunch pictures. #brunchgoals #bottomlessmimosas
She owns several pairs of sweatpants with "PINK" embossed across the butt
She has inspirational quotes EVERYWHERE You're pretty sure she'd wither and die without the constant fuel of misattributed Buddha and Gandhi quotes.
She does most of her shopping at Abercrombie, Hollister, and Victoria's Secret And will all but sprint to the mall at the first sign of a sale.
She's into yoga and meditation - or at least she claims to be She claims yoga is "sooooo relaxing," yet her yoga mat is collecting dust in her closet.
She says she's "outraged" and "so offended" whenever she has a disagreement Don't bother trying to make intelligent arguments... She'll block your attempts with the equivalent of putting her hands over her ears and going, "nah nah nah, I can't hear you!"
She regularly gets spray tanned or applies self-tanner
She only dates basic bros You know, the kind who have more brawn than brains, and are constantly throwing frat parties, bragging about doing keg stands, revving their car engines at stoplights, and peeling out of parking lots in an attempt to ...
She takes frequent trips to Vegas with her girls Her Instagram blows up with drunken selfies and everything is hashtagged #whathappensinvegas.
Her favorite movie is "The Notebook" And she can quote almost all of it. "If you're a bird, I'm a bird."
She wears glasses with faux frames and calls herself ~quirky~ Jess Day from New Girl is totes her spirit animal.
She thinks a flash-mob proposal is the sweetest thing Especially if it's set to a One Direction song.
She knows that Marilyn Monroe quote by heart You know the one: " I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
Kate Middleton is ultimate #goals You can't walk past a magazine with Kate on the cover without her grabbing it.
She loves "Keep Calm and ___" mugs Or posters, or clothing, or tote bags, or tumblers, or...
She spends at least $25 a week on frozen yogurt It's fro yo time, bitches!
She has an Eiffel Tower or "Breakfast at Tiffany's" poster J'adore!