Dating All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch  

Michael Grimes
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What is a basic bitch? They're those peppy, cute, and pretty much mindless trend followers who don't seem to have an original thought in their heads. Sure, they can be fun to hang around with, but if you're not interested in a girl who obsesses over brunch and constantly brags about yoga, you may not want a basic bitch girlfriend.

There are several ways you can spot a basic bitch once you know the signs. Whether she's in her natural habitat at the local Starbucks (ordering a non-fat pumpkin spice latte, of course), running errands in her standard leggings/Uggs/sweatshirt get up, posting gym selfies with the hashtag #thinspiration, or uttering her catchphrase, "I literally can't even right now," the signals are loud and clear.

But which is worse: Her abuse of "inspirational" Marilyn Monroe quotes or her overly-used #blessed hashtag? It's up to you to answer that cringe-worthy question. Check out the top signs that you're dating a basic white girl, and vote up the most egregious acts of basic bitchiness. Or in the words of her people: Keep calm and vote on!
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She loves Starbucks, especiall... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She loves Starbucks, especially pumpkin spice lattes And takes pride in ordering drinks off of the "secret menu."

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She abuses the word "liter... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She abuses the word "literally" "I literally can't even right now."

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Her casual look is leggings wi... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
Her casual look is leggings with Uggs and a sweatshirt

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She can tell you about the lat... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She can tell you about the latest celebrity gossip, but has no clue what's happening in the news "Who's Kim Jong Un? Anyway, Kourtney and Scott are totes having, like, major issues again..."

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She can communicate entirely i... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She can communicate entirely in emojis You're honestly torn between bewilderment and admiration.

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When drunk, she turns into a &... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
When drunk, she turns into a "woo girl" She can't stop yelling it.

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She refers to her group of fri... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She refers to her group of friends as "bitches" Rolling with the hottest bitches! #hotbitches

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Whenever something upsetting h... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
Whenever something upsetting happens, she's quick to say, "everything happens for a reason."

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She uses words like "totes... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She uses words like "totes," "sesh," "amaze," "delish," and "OMG" regularly "OMG, we had a hot make out sesh last night. It was totes amaze ."

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She totes can't control he... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She totes can't control herself at Sephora Don't even ask how much lip gloss she owns.

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She always goes as a sexy vers... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She always goes as a sexy version of something for Halloween Sexy nurse, sexy vampire, sexy inmate, even a sexy shaman... nothing is sacred.

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She's obsessed with brunch is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She's obsessed with brunch Nearly half of her Instagram consists of filtered brunch pictures. #brunchgoals #bottomlessmimosas

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She takes horoscopes seriously is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She takes horoscopes seriously ... and knows your relationship strengths and weaknesses, according to your signs.

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Her standard fall outfit consi... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
Her standard fall outfit consists of boots, denim jeans, and a puffy vest Popularly dubbed "the Han Solo."

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She's into yoga and medita... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She's into yoga and meditation - or at least she claims to be She claims yoga is "sooooo relaxing," yet her yoga mat is collecting dust in her closet.

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She has inspirational quotes E... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She has inspirational quotes EVERYWHERE You're pretty sure she'd wither and die without the constant fuel of misattributed Buddha and Gandhi quotes.

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She owns several pairs of swea... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She owns several pairs of sweatpants with "PINK" embossed across the butt

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She does most of her shopping ... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She does most of her shopping at Abercrombie, Hollister, and Victoria's Secret And will all but sprint to the mall at the first sign of a sale.

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She regularly gets spray tanne... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She regularly gets spray tanned or applies self-tanner

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She owns a "Live Laugh Lov... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She owns a "Live Laugh Love" sign

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She says she's "outrag... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She says she's "outraged" and "so offended" whenever she has a disagreement Don't bother trying to make intelligent arguments... She'll block your attempts with the equivalent of putting her hands over her ears and going, "nah nah nah, I can't hear you!"

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Her fashion icons are reality ... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
Her fashion icons are reality stars "Khloe Kardashian's eyebrows are on fleek."

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She constantly posts sunset pi... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She constantly posts sunset pictures and hashtags them #blessed The occasional sunset pic is fine, but a constant stream of them with the #blessed hashtag? You've definitely spotted a basic bitch.

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She always requests the dressi... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She always requests the dressing on the side And sends the food back if it isn't.

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She regularly posts workout se... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She regularly posts workout selfies And hashtags them #fitspo, #thinspiration, and #fitisbeautiful

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She has a hashtag for EVERYTHI... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She has a hashtag for EVERYTHING I dare you to find an Instagram picture without one. The limit does not exist.

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She thinks she can speak Spani... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She thinks she can speak Spanish But she really only knows how to order more margaritas. 

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She refers to "Sex and the... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She refers to "Sex and the City" characters when describing life events and people "I was sooo Samantha last night -- I can't believe I did that!"

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She's a sucker for celebrity e... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She's a sucker for celebrity endorsements "Beyonce uses it, so I'm buying it," she says as you roll your eyes.

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She watches ALL of the "Re... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She watches ALL of the "Real Housewives" Shows Bravo TV is basically her Bible.

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She has Pintrest boards full o... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She has Pintrest boards full of engagement rings No pressure.

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She loves SkinnyGirl drinks is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She loves SkinnyGirl drinks ...and brags about how many calories she's saving.

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She owns at least one Nicolas ... is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She owns at least one Nicolas Sparks book And it's likely The Notebook or A Walk to Remember, which she bought after crying though one (or both) of those movies.

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She's purchased a Kardashian a... is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She's purchased a Kardashian app And frequently goes over her data plan using it.

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She only dates basic bros is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She only dates basic bros You know, the kind who have more brawn than brains, and are constantly throwing frat parties, bragging about doing keg stands, revving their car engines at stoplights, and peeling out of parking lots in an attempt to impress chicks.

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She never gets sick of "He... is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She never gets sick of "Hey Girl" memes Anything with Ryan Gosling is totes amaze.

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Her favorite movie is "The... is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
Her favorite movie is "The Notebook" And she can quote almost all of it. "If you're a bird, I'm a bird."

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She thinks a flash-mob proposa... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She thinks a flash-mob proposal is the sweetest thing Especially if it's set to a One Direction song.

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She takes frequent trips to Ve... is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She takes frequent trips to Vegas with her girls Her Instagram blows up with drunken selfies and everything is hashtagged #whathappensinvegas. 

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Kate Middleton is ultimate #go... is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
Kate Middleton is ultimate #goals You can't walk past a magazine with Kate on the cover without her grabbing it.

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She wears glasses with faux fr... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She wears glasses with faux frames and calls herself ~quirky~ Jess Day from New Girl is totes her spirit animal.

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She knows that Marilyn Monroe ... is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She knows that Marilyn Monroe quote by heart You know the one: "I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

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She has an Eiffel Tower or ... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She has an Eiffel Tower or "Breakfast at Tiffany's" poster J'adore!

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She loves "Keep Calm and _... is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She loves "Keep Calm and ___" mugs Or posters, or clothing, or tote bags, or tumblers, or...

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She spends at least $25 a week... is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list All The Signs You're Dating A Basic Bitch
She spends at least $25 a week on frozen yogurt It's fro yo time, bitches!