Looking at this list, it's amazing we were able to get through our childhood without having a nervous breakdown. Seriously! The amount of silly things you believed as a kid and the little lies that we had to tell ourselves just to get through those traumatic childhood days is insane. There were monsters everywhere, sharks in the swimming pool, and plenty to worry about as fair as cutting your hair and eating watermelon seeds. Now that we're mature, grown adults, we definitely don't believe any of these silly lies anymore. Riiiiight?
When you were growing up, what silly things did you believe? Did you actually believe that the world was in black and white before color TV was invented? Did those horror movies that you were way too young to watch traumatize you so much that you were actually afraid of being sucked down the bathtub drain? What silly thing did you tell yourself in order to avoid the monsters that most definitely lived under your bed or in the closet?
From flat out ridiculous to straight up delusional, which of these silly things did you believe in the most when you were a young, innocent, naive child? How many of you out there still think chocolate milk comes from brown cows? We'll admit we're still a little afraid of the dark, what about you? Let us know in the comments section and be sure to vote up the beliefs on this list that you also thought were 100% true as a child.Is your weird childhood believe not listed? Add it below to help others remember all the ridiculous things they believed when they were kids.
1 1,842 320 RebellionxGamer added If You Pulled Your Blanket Up Over You Then Nothing Could Get You.
2 2,235 508 When You Turned the Lights Off in a Room, You Had to Sprint Out to Avoid Monsters Yeah, we still do this.
3 1,081 278 john-morgan added If You Shave Your (chest, Legs, Etc) the Hair Will Grow Back Thicker and Darker
4 935 303 logan-zarobinski added The Ground was Lava and the Couch and Everything on the Ground was Safety
5 1,957 854 If You Swallowed a Watermelon Seed, it Would Grow Inside Your Stomach Water daily and you'll have yourself a garden.
6 1,704 926 All Grownups Knew What They Were Talking About and Were Always Right LOL BIGGEST LIE EVER!
7 809 360 TheWelshGuy added That Father Christmas Was Real!
8 1,823 833 Your Stuffed Animals Came to Life When You Weren't Looking Toy Story was a documentary, right?
9 1,641 944 If You Thought Hard Enough, You Could Move Stuff with Your Mind But we could never show anyone our hidden talent.
10 730 369 RobLein added If You Crossed Your Eyes, They Would Stay That Way Uncles and aunts were great at saying this.
11 618 346 john-morgan added Everybody Must Obey My Mother
12 683 397 Lauren Slocum added All Inanimate Objects Had Feelings
13 626 379 travis-harris added Stepping On Lines / Cracks Could Hurt Parents Spines / Backs
14 1,504 942 There Were People Who Controlled the Stoplights at Every Intersection We've always wondered why we only hit red lights.
15 577 370 RobLein added My Dad Was the Toughest Dad in the World Kids still get into fights over whose dad was the toughest in the world.
16 551 368 travis-harris added If I Can't See You, You Can't See Me.
17 1,203 1,225 Chocolate Milk Came from Brown Cows And strawberry milk came from pink cows, obv.
18 1,039 1,146 If You Didn't See it, it Didn't Exist Ignorance is bliss!
19 483 471 RobLein added Drinking Coffee Made You Short
20 1,175 1,091 You Could Get Sucked Down the Bathtub's Plughole Why do you think all kids eventually switch to showers?
21 1,186 1,121 Elemenopee Was One Word (Instead of L-M-N-O-P) We still recite the alphabet this way...
22 892 1,247 Every Song on the Radio Was Being Played Live Rockstars obviously had nothing better to do.
23 1,042 1,228 There Were Sharks in the Deep End of the Swimming Pool Shallow end for life; we're still scared.
24 748 1,228 That Was Actually Mickey Mouse You Met at Disneyland Definitely not a struggling actor!
25 785 1,279 Before Color TV Was Invented, the Whole World Was in Black and White No gray areas here!
26 898 1,205 Mirrors Were Windows to Other Worlds And all closets are portals to Narnia!
27 981 1,157 If You Flushed the Toilet While Sitting Down, You'd Get Sucked In That scene from Trainspotting was too real.
28 342 451 john-morgan added If You Don't Stop That, You'll Go Blind
29 782 1,233 Teachers Lived in the Classroom They don't have lives, right?
30 152 56 MM added If you peed in the pool it would turn different colors