List RulesSilly beliefs you held as a stupid little kid. Upvote the things you remember arguing about on the playground.
Looking at this list, it's amazing we were able to get through our childhood without having a nervous breakdown. Seriously! The amount of silly things you believed as a kid and the little lies that we had to tell ourselves just to get through those traumatic childhood days is insane. There were monsters everywhere, sharks in the swimming pool, and plenty to worry about as fair as cutting your hair and eating watermelon seeds. Now that we're mature, grown adults, we definitely don't believe any of these silly lies anymore. Riiiiight?
When you were growing up, what silly things did you believe? Did you actually believe that the world was in black and white before color TV was invented? Did those horror movies that you were way too young to watch traumatize you so much that you were actually afraid of being sucked down the bathtub drain? What silly thing did you tell yourself in order to avoid the monsters that most definitely lived under your bed or in the closet?
From flat out ridiculous to straight up delusional, which of these silly things did you believe in the most when you were a young, innocent, naive child? How many of you out there still think chocolate milk comes from brown cows? We'll admit we're still a little afraid of the dark, what about you? Let us know in the comments section and be sure to vote up the beliefs on this list that you also thought were 100% true as a child.
Is your weird childhood believe not listed? Add it below to help others remember all the ridiculous things they believed when they were kids.- 11,834343
If You Pulled Your Blanket Up Over You Then Nothing Could Get You.
- 21,370368
If You Shave Your (chest, Legs, Etc) the Hair Will Grow Back Thicker and Darker
- 31,111408
- 42,020444
When You Turned the Lights Off in a Room, You Had to Sprint Out to Avoid Monsters
Yeah, we still do this. - 51,713761
If You Swallowed a Watermelon Seed, it Would Grow Inside Your Stomach
Water daily and you'll have yourself a garden. - 61,006412
That Father Christmas Was Real!
- 71,596716
Your Stuffed Animals Came to Life When You Weren't Looking
Toy Story was a documentary, right? - 81,592737
All Grownups Knew What They Were Talking About and Were Always Right
LOL BIGGEST LIE EVER! - 91,319772
There Were People Who Controlled the Stoplights at Every Intersection
We've always wondered why we only hit red lights. - 10894470
If You Crossed Your Eyes, They Would Stay That Way
Uncles and aunts were great at saying this. - 1123248
The tooth fairy is real
- 121,426794
If You Thought Hard Enough, You Could Move Stuff with Your Mind
But we could never show anyone our hidden talent. - 13863460
All Inanimate Objects Had Feelings
- 14758424
Everybody Must Obey My Mother
- 15408172
If you peed in the pool it would turn different colors
''EWWWW"
- 16828962
If You Didn't See it, it Didn't Exist
Ignorance is bliss! - 17663450
If I Can't See You, You Can't See Me.
- 18702441
My Dad Was the Toughest Dad in the World
Kids still get into fights over whose dad was the toughest in the world. - 19727471
Stepping On Lines / Cracks Could Hurt Parents Spines / Backs
- 20952913
You Could Get Sucked Down the Bathtub's Plughole
Why do you think all kids eventually switch to showers? - 21320164
When there was a whole moon a wolf would come out and howl
"OW OW OWWWWWWWW"
- 22952915
Elemenopee Was One Word (Instead of L-M-N-O-P)
We still recite the alphabet this way... - 238401,020
There Were Sharks in the Deep End of the Swimming Pool
Shallow end for life; we're still scared. - 249091,076
Chocolate Milk Came from Brown Cows
And strawberry milk came from pink cows, obv. - 25535581
Drinking Coffee Made You Short