All the Names of Sister Wives Family Members, Ranked

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Vote each Brown family name up or down depending on whether or not you like the name itself, not the real person.

TLC's Sister Wives features the polygamist Brown family: patriarch Kody, his four wives (Meri, Janelle, Christine, and Robyn), and their combined 18 children. This is a list of all the Sister Wives family names, ranked from best to worst, including info about each cast member's age and role in the family. Devout members of the fundamentalist Apostolic United Brethren, the Brown family lives together in Las Vegas, with each wife in a separate free-standing house in the same cul-de-sac. Check out the Brown Family tree, which also includes the children's ages and how they are related to one another. 

Which Sister Wives names are the best? Because the 18 children in the family have four different mothers, there is a lot of variety in the Brown family names. The oldest three children - Logan, Aspyn, and Mariah - were all born within 14 months of each other to each of Kody's first three wives - Janelle, Christine, and Meri, respectively. After that, Wives #2 and #3 took turns popping out new babies for the next 15 years until they had six kids each: Maddie (Janelle), Mykelti (Christine), Hunter (Janelle), Paedon (Christine), Garrison and Gabriel (Janelle), Gwendlyn and Ysabel (Christine), Savanah (Janelle), and Truley (Christine). Wife #3 Christine had a theme of the letter Y, except for that one Paedon. 

The series began in 2010 when Kody (a Y name!) surprised his three wives with the announcement that he would be marrying a saucy little divorcee named Robyn (another Y name!). Wife #4 came with three kids of her own - Dayton, Aurora, and Breanna, all of whom Kody later adopted - and then gave birth to Kody Brown's 17th and 18th children, Solomon and Ariella. Wow, that's a lot of college tuition.

Now that you know all of the Sister Wives kids' names, which do you think are the best? Vote up the ones you might actually use, and vote down Mykelti and Truley. And Aspyn. Sorry, you are all sweet girls but your names are awful.

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  • Logan Brown
    704 votes

    Logan Brown

    1) First child with Janelle - born May 21, 1994

  • Madison "Maddie" Brown
    598 votes

    Madison "Maddie" Brown

    4) Second child with Janelle - born November 3, 1995

  • Hunter Brown
    491 votes

    Hunter Brown

    6) Third child with Janelle - born February 9, 1997

  • Aspyn Brown
    578 votes

    Aspyn Brown

    2) First child with Christine - born March 14, 1995

  • Caleb James Brush
    311 votes

    Caleb James Brush

    Husband of Madison Brown - married June 4, 2016

  • Christine Brown
    493 votes

    Christine Brown

    Wife #3