Sisters Movie Quotes 

Movie and TV Quotes
Updated August 15, 2019 321 votes 209 voters 35.9k views 10 items

Here are the best Sisters movie quotes, telling the story of two sisters who return to their childhood home for one last raging party before it is sold. The comedy film was written by Paula Pell and directed by Jason Moore. Sisters opened in theaters on December 18, 2015.

In Sisters, Katie (Tina Fey) and Maura Ellis (Amy Poehler) reunite as adults after some time away from each other. As part of their sisters reunion, they visit their childhood home only to learn that their parents had sold it and they are tasked with cleaning out their shared room.

While reminiscing, they have the urge to throw one last party before saying goodbye to the house. This idea is especially exciting to Katie who feels that the uptight Maura needs to break out of her post-divorce funk and let loose. The party, however, brings some interesting guests and learning experiences for all involved.

Vote for your favorite Sisters lines below, and be sure to check out some of the other best movie quotes from films like The Big Short, In the Heart of the Sea, Creed and The Danish Girl.

Congrats on Your Wrestling Championship
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Brinda: I heard you were having a party from someone who got invited! That's pretty sad!
Maura: That's a snazzy belt!
Brinda: Oh, thank you!
Katie: Yeah, congrats on your wrestling championship!

Katie and Maura run into old classmate Brinda at the local store where Brinda confronts them about not inviting her to their party. They don't apologize, rather take the opportunity to offend her once more.
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My Safe Word is 'Keep Going'
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Katie: You're the type of badass that I'm susceptible to.
Pazuzu: My safe word is "keep going."

Katie makes friends with the large, burly man at her party. She is into the badass type and he fits that description exactly.
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Did You Fall on Something Sharp?
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Maura: Did you fall on something sharp?
James: Yeah
Maura: It's my ballerina music box. It really is a beautiful melody. And we're done, nope!

Some sexy times with some candle wax and Maura turns quite painful for James when he falls on her ballerina music box. Just like out of a movie, it falls into quite the uncomfortable lower rear area of his body, then proceeds to spin.
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That Got Dirty Really Fast
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Katie: We are looking for a yard artisan to do some work on our bushes.
Maura: I bet working on other people's bushes really makes you want to whack your weeds.
Katie: That was dirtier than I thought.
Maura: I'm sorry. That got dirty really fast.

The sisters see a landscaper at a nearby house and stop to share some steamy thoughts. All is going well until things get really naughty, really fast.
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