Although many may refer to the dog as man’s best friend, we know deep down that four legged fur balls will always come in a distant second. The truth is that ever since the dawn of man, guys have been thrilled to discover they own a penis. So perhaps it’s no surprise that over the years, countless members have been celebrated with nicknames, euphemisms, and other honors. Here we’ve decided to assemble a collection of names, euphemisms, and slang for shlongs.
As you’ll see below, we kicked off the collection with some classics, but the fun doesn’t stop there. You see, this initial slang is merely an attempt to get the ball rolling (bad pun totally intended), as we invite you to add some of your own favorite other names for the meat sword. You see, we realize that these euphemisms have enjoyed a long and vibrant history, and we dare not assume that we are capable of chronicling it alone.
Though this list is not for kids or conservatives, we invite those who’d like to celebrate the peen's many aliases to come on in and share the best ones you’ve heard. Together we can assemble a collection nicknames, the likes of which the world has never seen.