VOTE The Best Slang Terms for Vagina  

Christie Buckner
20.8k votes 1.4k voters 27.7k views 44 items

The female vagina is truly a mystical wonder. So much so, that men throughout the ages have tried to capture the very essence in mere words. Nicknames, slang terms, and vagina euphemisms have come and gone, but no one has truly captured the majesty and beauty of the vagina. Of course, many of these names tend to be crude, for what more typical way for man to try to describe something they cannot understand than by giving it a crass description? 

Whether you have one, you want one, or you're simply happy admiring them from a distance, vaginas are wonderful. Their names and slang terms can even change depending on the context in which you're saying the word! Some descriptors are dainty, some rude, some gross, and some downright hilarious. What do you call your vagina? 

Check out this fun list of words that might be used as slang for vagina, and if you don't see your favorite, please add it and let the Internet decide what the most popular term is! The result might not be what you expected, but there's one thing for sure: the vagina does not care what it is called. It only exists.

For more... anatomy slang, vote for the best penis euphemisms as well!

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621 305
Pussy

2
460 347
Vajayjay

3
395 366
Coochie

4
332 362
Honey Pot

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290 398
Beaver

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310 433
Cunt

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284 389
Flower

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292 403
Twat

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255 355
Wonder Down Under

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274 390
Muff

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258 376
Box

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260 384
Cooter

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264 403
Poonany

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258 458
Beef Curtains

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121 171
michael-sinclair added Hoo Hoo

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205 356
Crotch

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212 390
Cock Holster

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199 408
Furburger

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177 379
Vertical Smile

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173 375
Southern Belle

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162 405
Slit

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142 418
Bearded Oyster

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8 11
Kierra_007 added cum dumpster

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11 22
Steve Abramson added Twatwaffle

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5 8
Kierra_007 added penis glove

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5 12
Kierra_007 added wet wet

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121 423
Cherry Pop

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3 11
Kierra_007 added minnie mouse

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3 11
Kierra_007 added black hole

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3 11
Kierra_007 added meat curtains

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112 403
Hooch

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2 10
Kierra_007 added noonchie

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103 416
Gash

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100 421
Axe Wound

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83 388
Minge

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68 364
Hush Puppy

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75 402
Cat Flaps

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70 380
Quim

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67 396
Fanny

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64 410
Ass Mate

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38 382
Bunkie

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37 382
Chuff

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30 395
Grumble

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25 384
Berginer