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Snatched movie quotes bring the laughs to the film about a mother and daughter on an adventure-filled vacation in South America. The comedy movie was written by Katie Dippold and directed by Jonathan Levine. Snatched opened theatrically on May 12, 2017.

In Snatched, Emily (Amy Schumer) is excited to embark on a South American vacation with boyfriend Michael (Randall Park) when Michael suddenly breaks up with her. Sad and alone, Emily turns to her mother, Linda (Goldie Hawn), for comfort. Knowing Linda could use a break, Emily invites Linda on the vacation in Michael's place.

Everything is going well at their vacation resort, including Emily meeting a super hot guy, at least until Emily and Linda are kidnapped. Stuck in the jungle where they're held by criminals, mother and daughter must work together and break out of their comfort zones if they are to survive and return home in one piece.

Snatched movie quotes provide the dialogue for the film just as other movie quotes lists do for their respective movies including for 3 Generations, The Dinner, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 and Buster's Mal Heart.  

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I'm Breaking Up with You


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Emily: Here's to nothing getting in the way of our adventure. 
Michael: Emily, I can't go to South America.
Emily: Wait, wait, what?
Michael: Also, I'm breaking up with you. 
Emily: When?
Michael: Like right now. This is it. You're in the middle of it. 
Emily: You don't want to lose this!
Michael: No, just stop!

Emily cannot believe that boyfriend Michael is not just ditching their planned trip to South America but also breaking up with her. She's trying to deny his breakup, not that she really has a choice.

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I Met a Man


Emily: I met a man.
Linda: Well, drinking with a man in a foreign country is the smart, responsible thing to do.

Though Emily is a grown woman, it doesn't stop Linda for offering motherly advice, such as in these Snatched movie quotes. Of course drinking with a stranger in a foreign country isn't the smartest thing to do, but it sure can be fun.

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We Need an Amazing Adventure


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Emily: We need an amazing adventure.
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Linda: Where the hell are we?
James: It's the scenic route.

When Emily talks about taking Linda on an amazing adventure, she didn't necessarily mean getting kidnapped in a foreign country. Unfortunately, that's exactly what's happening in these Snatched movie quotes.

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Welcome!


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Waiter: Welcome!
Emily: Oh, thank you, um, that's check in, right?
Waiter: Welcome!
Linda: No, thank you so much, no... Oh, thank you very much. What's this?
Waiter: Welcome!
Linda: Whale what?
Emily: Welcome
Linda: Welcome
Emily: They're not serving whale semen.

One part misunderstanding and one part accent leads to quite the embarrassing situation when Emily and Linda check into their resort in these Snatched movie quotes. As crazy as it sounds, Linda, at least for a second, believes that they serve whale semen at this beautiful place.