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Snatched Movie Quotes

May 16, 2017 140 votes 61 voters 5.0k views

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Snatched movie quotes bring the laughs to the film about a mother and daughter on an adventure-filled vacation in South America. The comedy movie was written by Katie Dippold and directed by Jonathan Levine. Snatched opened theatrically on May 12, 2017.

In Snatched, Emily (Amy Schumer) is excited to embark on a South American vacation with boyfriend Michael (Randall Park) when Michael suddenly breaks up with her. Sad and alone, Emily turns to her mother, Linda (Goldie Hawn), for comfort. Knowing Linda could use a break, Emily invites Linda on the vacation in Michael's place.

Everything is going well at their vacation resort, including Emily meeting a super hot guy, at least until Emily and Linda are kidnapped. Stuck in the jungle where they're held by criminals, mother and daughter must work together and break out of their comfort zones if they are to survive and return home in one piece.

Snatched movie quotes provide the dialogue for the film just as other movie quotes lists do for their respective movies including for 3 Generations, The Dinner, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 and Buster's Mal Heart.  

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    I Met a Man

    Emily: I met a man.
    Linda: Well, drinking with a man in a foreign country is the smart, responsible thing to do.

    Though Emily is a grown woman, it doesn't stop Linda for offering motherly advice, such as in these Snatched movie quotes. Of course drinking with a stranger in a foreign country isn't the smartest thing to do, but it sure can be fun.

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      I'm Breaking Up with You

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      Emily: Here's to nothing getting in the way of our adventure. 
      Michael: Emily, I can't go to South America.
      Emily: Wait, wait, what?
      Michael: Also, I'm breaking up with you. 
      Emily: When?
      Michael: Like right now. This is it. You're in the middle of it. 
      Emily: You don't want to lose this!
      Michael: No, just stop!

      Emily cannot believe that boyfriend Michael is not just ditching their planned trip to South America but also breaking up with her. She's trying to deny his breakup, not that she really has a choice.

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        Mind If I Join You?

        Video: YouTube

        James: Hey, do you mind if I join you?
        Emily: Hey, that dude is talking...
        James: No, sorry, you
        Emily: Uh, not you, it was me. Can you kind of beat it cause you're a distraction.
        James: What brings you down here? Are you on vacation here with your boyfriend?
        Emily: No, I'm just here with, um, my mom. 

        When James asks to join the conversation in these Snatched movie quotes, at first Emily thinks he's talking to the beautiful woman beside her. So when Emily learns that James wants to talk to her, she quickly disperses with the competition.

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          We Need an Amazing Adventure

          Video: YouTube

          Emily: We need an amazing adventure.
          Linda: Where the hell are we?
          James: It's the scenic route.

          When Emily talks about taking Linda on an amazing adventure, she didn't necessarily mean getting kidnapped in a foreign country. Unfortunately, that's exactly what's happening in these Snatched movie quotes.

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