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SNL Weekend Update quotes: The famous SNL bloopers are compiled into this list to make your day better. There have been numerous SNL hosts, and this list includes most of the Tina Fey bloopers and Amy Poehler quotes. Considered by many to be two of the funniest people in the world (and certainly among the funniest female comedians of all time), Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are a dynamic duo unlike most others that have sat behind the Weekend Update desk.

From commentary on the US Presidency to their takes on political reform, these funny ladies pull no punches in their satirical take on the news. If you're looking for some great jokes from Weekend Update, this is the place to be.

Funny Saturday Night Live quotes have always been hot cake, on TV and online as well. Here are some sarcastic quotes from SNL hosts, some funny saturday night live gaffes and all famous Saturday Night Live Weekend update quotations.
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The Real Evil Facing Thi... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list SNL Bloopers: Funny Saturday Night Live Quotes
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The Real Evil Facing This Country

"A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there."

Amy Poehler
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Democrats: Gluttons For Punishment

"According to a new poll, Democrats are favoring Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nominee for 2008. Democrats say they are looking for a fresh and exciting new way to get their asses handed to them."

Tina Fey
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The Senate Ignores This Country's Roots

"A Senate committee on Thursday approved a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage, apparently forgetting that our forefathers wore wigs and satin Capri pants."

Tina Fey
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You Shouldn't Joke About Things You Don't Want To Come True

"Bush's overall approval ratings have hit an all-time low ... If Bush's numbers don't improve, he could become the first president held back and forced to repeat his presidency."

Tina Fey
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