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SNL Bloopers: Funny Saturday Night Live Quotes

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SNL Weekend Update quotes: The famous SNL bloopers are compiled into this list to make your day better. There have been numerous SNL hosts, and this list includes most of the Tina Fey bloopers and Amy Poehler quotes. Considered by many to be two of the funniest people in the world (and certainly among the funniest female comedians of all time), Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are a dynamic duo unlike most others that have sat behind the Weekend Update desk.

From commentary on the US Presidency to their takes on political reform, these funny ladies pull no punches in their satirical take on the news. If you're looking for some great jokes from Weekend Update, this is the place to be.

Funny Saturday Night Live quotes have always been hot cake, on TV and online as well. Here are some sarcastic quotes from SNL hosts, some funny saturday night live gaffes and all famous Saturday Night Live Weekend update quotations.
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    173 VOTES

    The Real Evil Facing This Country

    "A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there."

    Amy Poehler
    140
    33
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    130 VOTES

    Presidential Priorities

    "U2 lead singer Bono met with President Bush at the White House this week. Bono urged the president to help the world's poor. Bush urged Bono to get back with Cher."

    Tina Fey
    101
    29
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    152 VOTES

    Democrats: Gluttons For Punishment

    "According to a new poll, Democrats are favoring Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nominee for 2008. Democrats say they are looking for a fresh and exciting new way to get their asses handed to them."

    Tina Fey
    117
    35
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    48 VOTES

    Wait, You Can't Hold Me Responsible For THAT

    "It was reported that House Majority Leader Tom DeLay took several ethically questionable golf trips paid for by foreign lobbyists and that his wife and daughter were paid $500,000 from his own political action committee. DeLay referred to the allegations as 'just another seedy attempt by the liberal media to embarrass me with my own actions, words, and illegal doings.'"

    Tina Fey
    39
    9
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