25 Silly Jokes About Snow

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Here’s what we know about snow: It’s mostly white, it’s cold, it’s kind of wet, and we’re pretty sure you’re not supposed to eat it no matter what color it happens to be. This is a list of the funniest jokes about snow! Obviously, the best way to tell these jokes is in a comedy club built into an igloo, so if you don’t have one of those near you, you better get cracking on the construction – because the people need to laugh!

Extreme sports jokes, snowman puns, and hilarious jokes about weather are all on this list. The jokes about snow on this list are fun for all ages, so don’t worry about letting your snow babies read this list. But watch out, unlike frostbite, laughter is infectious. Put on your parka and your mittens and get ready to sing “let it snow, let it snow” from the rooftops after you read this list of funny jokes about snow. Ha... snow puns!

Vote on the funniest jokes about snow, and give them a try the next time you’re avoiding the slopes and getting turnt on hot chocolate at a ski lodge. After you are finished, head on over and vote on the funniest jokes for teens.

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  • What Kind Of Math Do Snowy Owls Like?
    1
    388 votes

    What Kind Of Math Do Snowy Owls Like?

    Owlgebra
  • What Do You Call 10 Arctic Hares Hopping Backwards?
    2
    143 votes

    What Do You Call 10 Arctic Hares Hopping Backwards?

    A receding hair line.
  • What Do Snowmen Eat For Breakfast?
    3
    346 votes

    What Do Snowmen Eat For Breakfast?

    Frosted Flakes.
  • What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman And A Vampire?
    4
    249 votes

    What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman And A Vampire?

    Frostbite.
  • What Do You Call A Snowman With A Six Pack?
    5
    182 votes

    What Do You Call A Snowman With A Six Pack?

    An abdominal snowman
  • What Do Snowmen Call Their Offspring?
    6
    69 votes

    What Do Snowmen Call Their Offspring?

    Chill-dren