Here’s what we know about snow: It’s mostly white, it’s cold, it’s kind of wet, and we’re pretty sure you’re not supposed to eat it no matter what color it happens to be. This is a list of the funniest jokes about snow! Obviously, the best way to tell these jokes is in a comedy club built into an igloo, so if you don’t have one of those near you, you better get cracking on the construction – because the people need to laugh!
Extreme sports jokes, snowman puns, and hilarious jokes about weather are all on this list. The jokes about snow on this list are fun for all ages, so don’t worry about letting your snow babies read this list. But watch out, unlike frostbite, laughter is infectious. Put on your parka and your mittens and get ready to sing “let it snow, let it snow” from the rooftops after you read this list of funny jokes about snow. Ha... snow puns!
Vote on the funniest jokes about snow, and give them a try the next time you’re avoiding the slopes and getting turnt on hot chocolate at a ski lodge. After you are finished, head on over and vote on the funniest jokes for teens.
What Do Snowmen Eat For Breakfast?Frosted Flakes.
What Kind Of Math Do Snowy Owls Like?Owlgebra
What Do You Call 10 Arctic Hares Hopping Backwards?A receding hair line.
What Do You Call A Gangsta Snowman?Frozen-T
What's The Difference Between A Snowboard Student & An Instructor?About 3 days
How Do You Know There's A Snowman In Your Bed?You wake up wet!
What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman And A Vampire?Frostbite.
What Do You Call An Old Snowman?
What Do You Call A Snowboarder WIthout A Girlfriend?Homeless
What Do You Call A Snowman With A Six Pack?An abdominal snowman
What Do You Get From Sitting In The Snow For Too Long?Polaroids!
What Do Snowmen Call Their Offspring?Chill-dren
How Does A Snowman Get To Work?By icicle.
Where Does A Snowman Keep His Money?In a snowbank!
Why Did Frosty The Snowman Want A Divorce?Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Why Does It Take Longer To Build A Blonde Snowman Than A Regular One?You have to hollow out the head.
What Do Snowmen Eat For Lunch?Icebergers.
What Did The Snowman And His Wife Put Over His Baby's Crib?
What Time Is It When Little Flakes Fall Past The Classroom Window?Snow and tell
What Did The Snowman Eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
How Do You Keep The Snow From Giving You Cold Feet?
Don't go around BRRfooted!
If You Live In An Igloo, What The Worst Part About Global Warming?No privacy!
If It Snows While The Sun Is Shining, What Should You Look For?Snowbows
What's an ig?A house without a loo.
What's A Mountain's Favorite Type Of Candy?Snow Caps!