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25 Silly Jokes About Snow

Updated June 14, 2019 4.1k votes 2.6k voters 44.9k views25 items

List RulesVote up any cute funny joke about snow

Here’s what we know about snow: It’s mostly white, it’s cold, it’s kind of wet, and we’re pretty sure you’re not supposed to eat it no matter what color it happens to be. This is a list of the funniest jokes about snow! Obviously, the best way to tell these jokes is in a comedy club built into an igloo, so if you don’t have one of those near you, you better get cracking on the construction – because the people need to laugh!

Extreme sports jokes, snowman puns, and hilarious jokes about weather are all on this list. The jokes about snow on this list are fun for all ages, so don’t worry about letting your snow babies read this list. But watch out, unlike frostbite, laughter is infectious. Put on your parka and your mittens and get ready to sing “let it snow, let it snow” from the rooftops after you read this list of funny jokes about snow. Ha... snow puns!

Vote on the funniest jokes about snow, and give them a try the next time you’re avoiding the slopes and getting turnt on hot chocolate at a ski lodge. After you are finished, head on over and vote on the funniest jokes for teens.

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  • What Kind Of Math Do Snowy Owls Like?1
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    What Kind Of Math Do Snowy Owls Like?

    Owlgebra
  • What Do You Call 10 Arctic Hares Hopping Backwards?2
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    What Do You Call 10 Arctic Hares Hopping Backwards?

    A receding hair line.
  • What Do Snowmen Eat For Breakfast?3
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    What Do Snowmen Eat For Breakfast?

    Frosted Flakes.
  • What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman And A Vampire?4
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    What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman And A Vampire?

    Frostbite.
  • What Do You Call An Old Snowman?5
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    What Do You Call An Old Snowman?

    Water.

  • What Do You Call A Snowman With A Six Pack?6
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    What Do You Call A Snowman With A Six Pack?

    An abdominal snowman
  • How Does A Snowman Get To Work?7
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    How Does A Snowman Get To Work?

    By icicle. 
  • What Do You Get From Sitting In The Snow For Too Long?8
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    What Do You Get From Sitting In The Snow For Too Long?

    Polaroids!
  • What Do Snowmen Call Their Offspring?9
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    What Do Snowmen Call Their Offspring?

    Chill-dren
  • What Do Snowmen Eat For Lunch?10
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    What Do Snowmen Eat For Lunch?

    Icebergers.
  • Why Did Frosty The Snowman Want A Divorce?11
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    Why Did Frosty The Snowman Want A Divorce?

    Because he thought his wife was a flake.
  • How Do You Know There's A Snowman In Your Bed?12
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    How Do You Know There's A Snowman In Your Bed?

    You wake up wet!
  • Where Does A Snowman Keep His Money?13
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    Where Does A Snowman Keep His Money?

    In a snowbank!
  • Why Does It Take Longer To Build A Blonde Snowman Than A Regular One?14
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    Why Does It Take Longer To Build A Blonde Snowman Than A Regular One?

    You have to hollow out the head.
  • What Do You Call A Gangsta Snowman?15
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    What Do You Call A Gangsta Snowman?

    Frozen-T
  • If It Snows While The Sun Is Shining, What Should You Look For?16
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    If It Snows While The Sun Is Shining, What Should You Look For?

    Snowbows
  • If You Live In An Igloo, What The Worst Part About Global Warming?17
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    If You Live In An Igloo, What The Worst Part About Global Warming?

    No privacy!
  • What's The Difference Between A Snowboard Student & An Instructor?18
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    What's The Difference Between A Snowboard Student & An Instructor?

    About 3 days
  • What Do You Call A Snowboarder WIthout A Girlfriend?19
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    What Do You Call A Snowboarder WIthout A Girlfriend?

    Homeless
  • What Time Is It When Little Flakes Fall Past The Classroom Window?20
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    What Time Is It When Little Flakes Fall Past The Classroom Window?

    Snow and tell
  • What Did The Snowman And His Wife Put Over His Baby's Crib?21
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    What Did The Snowman And His Wife Put Over His Baby's Crib?

    A snowmobile! 

  • What's an ig?22
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    What's an ig?

    A house without a loo.
  • How Do You Keep The Snow From Giving You Cold Feet?23
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    How Do You Keep The Snow From Giving You Cold Feet?

    Don't go around BRRfooted! 

  • What Did The Snowman Eat?24
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    What Did The Snowman Eat?

    Icebergs with chilli sauce. 

  • What's A Mountain's Favorite Type Of Candy?25
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    What's A Mountain's Favorite Type Of Candy?

    Snow Caps!