List Rules Vote up any funny joke about soccer / futbol
This list contains some of the funniest soccer jokes, ranked by your votes. These are some of the funniest soccer jokes of all time. That is just a fact. Some of these soccer jokes are new and others are timeless classics. We all know one or two CLASSIC soccer jokes, right? Right? No? Then this list will give you some new jokes to tell at your next social gathering!
This list includes jokes about soccer for soccer fans, as well as cute soccer jokes that everyone can enjoy. Who doesn't love some good soccer puns? SOCCER HUMOR!
Most of the clever soccer jokes on this page are written with the traditional set-up, punchline delivery in mind. Some of these funny soccer jokes are aimed at specific teams, while others are enjoyable jokes that are more general about the sport of soccer. All of them are super good soccer jokes though. We promise.
Which funny soccer joke is your favorite? Take a look at this list and be sure to vote the funniest soccer jokes to the top spot. Also share some jokes of your own!
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What's the difference between England and a Tea Bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What lights up a football stadium? A football match.
What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill.
Why is a football pitch always so wet? Because the players dribble a lot.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team? He was tired of being kicked around.
What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The "scenter" spot.
Why does the soccer ball curse so much? Because he gets a kick out of it.
What is soccer? It has been described as a game with 22 players, two linesmen and 20,000 referees.
How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Three - the first to change the light bulb, the second to buy the commemorative Manchester United Light bulb Change DVD, and the third to drive the other two back to London.
What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl? Waste of Spice.