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The Best Soccer Team Names 

Lauren Slocum
Updated November 17, 2019 5.4k votes 1.4k voters 116.3k views

Check out this list of the best soccer team names for your kick butt soccer team! There's a big difference playing on a competitive or college soccer team as a serious athlete and playing in an intramural league with your coworkers. And one of the best parts of the latter is being able to pick a funny soccer team name and identify yourselves by it all season long. The other best part is probably drinking pitchers of beer with your boss after the game. 

Some of the coolest soccer team names are creative team names. Names that take details from the game and transform them into hilarious phrases like "Goal Trolls." Just imagine sitting on the sidelines cheering as your forwards pass through the opposing team's defense... while they're faking out the goalie and charging the net, you get to yell "GO MULTIPLE SCOREGASMS!" at the top of your lungs. Sounds pretty amazing, right? If you choose a cool soccer team name found on this list, that could be you!

Do you have any soccer team name ideas you've been juggling around? Any you think are good soccer team names? Add them to the list! And vote up the most clever soccer team names, or the most funny soccer team names, or just simply vote up the soccer teams names you wish you could convince your team to adopt for next season. 
list ordered by
1
Ronald Ekambi added Net Six and Chill
2
2 Goals 1 Cup
3
Head Game Strong
4
Multiple Scoregasms
5
Look Ma, No Hands
6
The Ball Handlers
7
lvssummersoccer added Arse-n-All
8
Wide Open and Ready
9
Straight Shooters
10
Just Try'na Kick It
11
ln202 added Tekkerslovakia
12
Dribble Fo'Shizzle
13
Can't Touch This
14
lvssummersoccer added Twisted Ankles
15
Goal Trolls
16
Thunder Down Under
17
Can I Kick It?
18
Nutmeg Masters
19
Ball Handlers
20
The Benders
21
Nothing Rhymes with Orange
22
Predators
23
Nothing but Net
24
Bill Emory added #SquadGoals
25
We've Got Pelotas