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The Best Soccer Team Names

Updated November 17, 2019 5.4k votes 1.5k voters 118.2k views

Check out this list of the best soccer team names for your kick butt soccer team! There's a big difference playing on a competitive or college soccer team as a serious athlete and playing in an intramural league with your coworkers. And one of the best parts of the latter is being able to pick a funny soccer team name and identify yourselves by it all season long. The other best part is probably drinking pitchers of beer with your boss after the game. 

Some of the coolest soccer team names are creative team names. Names that take details from the game and transform them into hilarious phrases like "Goal Trolls." Just imagine sitting on the sidelines cheering as your forwards pass through the opposing team's defense... while they're faking out the goalie and charging the net, you get to yell "GO MULTIPLE SCOREGASMS!" at the top of your lungs. Sounds pretty amazing, right? If you choose a cool soccer team name found on this list, that could be you!

Do you have any soccer team name ideas you've been juggling around? Any you think are good soccer team names? Add them to the list! And vote up the most clever soccer team names, or the most funny soccer team names, or just simply vote up the soccer teams names you wish you could convince your team to adopt for next season. 
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  • 1
    225
    146

    2 Goals 1 Cup

  • 2
    259
    176

    Net Six and Chill

  • 3
    162
    122

    Head Game Strong

  • 4
    163
    155

    Multiple Scoregasms

  • 5
    109
    107

    The Ball Handlers

  • 6
    120
    124

    Look Ma, No Hands

  • 7
    56
    57

    Arse-n-All

  • 8
    66
    88

    Wide Open and Ready

  • 9
    66
    92

    Straight Shooters

  • 10
    40
    57

    Tekkerslovakia

  • 11
    53
    81

    Dribble Fo'Shizzle

  • 12
    39
    61

    Can't Touch This

  • 13
    25
    41

    Twisted Ankles

  • 14
    49
    78

    Just Try'na Kick It

  • 15
    29
    46

    Thunder Down Under

  • 16
    2
    7

    Heat Stroke City

  • 17
    41
    70

    Can I Kick It?

  • 18
    49
    85

    Goal Trolls

  • 19
    32
    61

    Ball Handlers

  • 20
    38
    73

    Nothing Rhymes with Orange

  • 21
    31
    63

    Nutmeg Masters

  • 22
    27
    58

    Nothing but Net

  • 23
    24
    55

    We've Got Pelotas

  • 24
    32
    68

    Predators

  • 25
    38
    80

    Say Hi to Your Mom