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The Best Soccer Team Names

Updated November 17, 2019 6.7k votes 1.5k voters 119.3k views

Check out this list of the best soccer team names for your kick butt soccer team! There's a big difference playing on a competitive or college soccer team as a serious athlete and playing in an intramural league with your coworkers. And one of the best parts of the latter is being able to pick a funny soccer team name and identify yourselves by it all season long. The other best part is probably drinking pitchers of beer with your boss after the game. 

Some of the coolest soccer team names are creative team names. Names that take details from the game and transform them into hilarious phrases like "Goal Trolls." Just imagine sitting on the sidelines cheering as your forwards pass through the opposing team's defense... while they're faking out the goalie and charging the net, you get to yell "GO MULTIPLE SCOREGASMS!" at the top of your lungs. Sounds pretty amazing, right? If you choose a cool soccer team name found on this list, that could be you!

Do you have any soccer team name ideas you've been juggling around? Any you think are good soccer team names? Add them to the list! And vote up the most clever soccer team names, or the most funny soccer team names, or just simply vote up the soccer teams names you wish you could convince your team to adopt for next season. 
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    218
    141

    2 Goals 1 Cup

  • 2
    246
    171

    Net Six and Chill

  • 3
    157
    115

    Head Game Strong

  • 4
    156
    146

    Multiple Scoregasms

  • 5
    102
    101

    The Ball Handlers

  • 6
    111
    119

    Look Ma, No Hands

  • 7
    55
    55

    Arse-n-All

  • 8
    62
    85

    Wide Open and Ready

  • 9
    41
    57

    Tekkerslovakia

  • 10
    62
    88

    Straight Shooters

  • 11
    39
    58

    Can't Touch This

  • 12
    51
    77

    Dribble Fo'Shizzle

  • 13
    24
    40

    Twisted Ankles

  • 14
    47
    76

    Just Try'na Kick It

  • 15
    27
    46

    Thunder Down Under

  • 16
    2
    8

    Heat Stroke City

  • 17
    47
    82

    Goal Trolls

  • 18
    39
    69

    Can I Kick It?

  • 19
    30
    60

    Ball Handlers

  • 20
    29
    62

    Nutmeg Masters

  • 21
    26
    57

    Nothing but Net

  • 22
    31
    66

    Predators

  • 23
    34
    75

    Say Hi to Your Mom

  • 24
    18
    48

    #SquadGoals

  • 25
    20
    53

    The Golden Cleats