The Best Songs About B*tches

We're ranking the best b*tch songs of all time across hip-hop, R&B, pop, rock, country, EDM, and alternative music. It's not surprise that most of these tracks are rap songs about b*tches. Since the 1970s (and especially the 1990s), musicians have gotten a lot of traction out of writing songs about b*tches. Whether in reference to themselves or others, it seems like everyone is a b*tch at some point; and if you’re around musicians, that b*tchiness will quickly be chronicled in a song. From b*tch slaps and b*tches on wheels, to b*tch patrols and thotties, we've got you covered. I got 99 problems… but this list ain’t one!

“99 Problems” is one of Jay-Z’s most beloved songs, where he ensures us of his ample problems and his ample b*tches, but makes it clear those two things never intersect. “The B*tch is Back” was a hit for Elton John, who plays the part of the b*tch in this song that teaches us that being a b*tch means having swagger. Pop superstar Lizzo also never shies from the word b*tch, using the swear word as one of her most frequent lyrics, especially in the #1 song “Truth Hurts” where she famously sings “I just took a DNA test, turns out, I'm 100% that b*tch.”

Electric Light Orchestra’s hit song “Evil Woman” never uses the word “b*tch,” but singer Jeff Lynne definitely makes his intentions clear towards a woman who’s done him wrong.

Which of these songs brings out your inner b*tch? Vote for your favorite songs about b*tches from this ranked poll, and feel free to check out these artists' discography lists afterwards if you'd like to check out more of their music.

Ranked by
  • B*tch
    1
    204 votes
  • The B*tch is Back
    2

    The B*tch is Back

    144 votes
  • B*tch
    3
    85 votes
  • Evil Woman
    4
    76 votes
  • The B*tch Song
    5

    The B*tch Song

    39 votes
  • Bubblegum B*tch
    6

    Bubblegum B*tch

    24 votes