Songs The Best Songs About Bitches  

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Because there are so many of them, here is our ranked list of the best bitch songs, most of which are rap songs about bitches. Musicians have gotten a lot of traction out of writing songs about bitches. Whether in reference to themselves or others, it seems like everyone is a bitch at some point, and if you’re around musicians, that bitchiness will quickly be chronicled in a song. Bitch slaps, bitches on wheels and bitch patrols are all covered in these songs about bitches. This list is a veritable bitchaholic’s paradise. I got 99 problems but this list ain’t one.

“99 Problems” is one of Jay-Z’s most beloved songs, where he ensures us of his ample problems and his ample bitches, but makes it clear those two things never intersect. “The Bitch is Back” was a hit for Elton John, who plays the part of the bitch in this song that teaches us that being a bitch means having swagger.

Electric Light Orchestra’s hit song “Evil Woman” never uses the word “bitch,” but singer Jeff Lynne definitely makes his intentions clear toward a woman who’s done him wrong.

Which of these songs brings out your inner bitch? Vote for your favorites! If any songs about bitches you love didn’t make the list, please add them.

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83 44
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Meredith Brooks

2
79 54
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Elton John

3
35 21
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Black Sabbath

4
37 26
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The Rolling Stones

5
33 25
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Electric Light Orchestra

6
25 18
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7
21 15
Smack My Bitch Up is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches
artsyldyrae added The Prodigy

8
24 18
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Guns N' Roses

9
24 19
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Jay-Z

10
19 15
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11
13 9
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Missy Elliott

12
23 22
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13
22 21
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Buckcherry

14
16 15
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Metallica

15
10 9
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Bowling for Soup

16
1 0
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Marina and the Diamonds

17
11 11
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Black Sabbath

18
6 6
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Ice-T

19
5 5
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Too $hort

20
15 16
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Tina Turner

21
11 12
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22
0 0
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David Guetta, Akon, David Guetta feat. Akon

23
0 0
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Lana Del Rey

24
6 7
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Quiet Riot

25
5 6
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Snoop Dogg