Songs The Best Songs About Bitches  

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Because there are so many of them, here is our ranked list of the best bitch songs, most of which are rap songs about bitches. Musicians have gotten a lot of traction out of writing songs about bitches. Whether in reference to themselves or others, it seems like everyone is a bitch at some point, and if you’re around musicians, that bitchiness will quickly be chronicled in a song. Bitch slaps, bitches on wheels and bitch patrols are all covered in these songs about bitches. This list is a veritable bitchaholic’s paradise. I got 99 problems but this list ain’t one.

“99 Problems” is one of Jay-Z’s most beloved songs, where he ensures us of his ample problems and his ample bitches, but makes it clear those two things never intersect. “The Bitch is Back” was a hit for Elton John, who plays the part of the bitch in this song that teaches us that being a bitch means having swagger.

Electric Light Orchestra’s hit song “Evil Woman” never uses the word “bitch,” but singer Jeff Lynne definitely makes his intentions clear toward a woman who’s done him wrong.

Which of these songs brings out your inner bitch? Vote for your favorites! If any songs about bitches you love didn’t make the list, please add them.

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Meredith Brooks

2
76 50
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Elton John

3
34 19
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Black Sabbath

4
33 23
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The Rolling Stones

5
20 12
Smack My Bitch Up is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches
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6
24 17
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23 17
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Guns N' Roses

8
31 25
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Electric Light Orchestra

9
23 19
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Jay-Z

10
18 14
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21 19
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Buckcherry

12
22 22
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15 15
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Metallica

14
11 11
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Black Sabbath

15
11 11
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16
9 9
She's a Bitch is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches
Missy Elliott

17
15 16
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Tina Turner

18
8 9
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Bowling for Soup

19
6 7
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Quiet Riot

20
5 6
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Ice-T

21
4 5
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Missy Elliott, Redman

22
4 5
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Too $hort

23
4 5
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L.A. Guns

24
10 12
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Rod Stewart

25
7 9
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Nelly Furtado

26
6 8
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27
4 6
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Snoop Dogg

28
3 5
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Three 6 Mafia, Project Pat

29
3 5
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Slade

30
3 5
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Tyrese Gibson, Tupac Shakur

31
2 4
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T.I., Jazze Pha

32
8 11
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Sonic Youth

33
6 9
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L.A. Guns

34
5 8
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Snoop Dogg, Xzibit

35
5 8
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36
5 8
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Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz, Snoop Dogg, Suga Free

37
5 8
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38
5 8
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Stone Temple Pilots

39
5 8
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Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Hittman

40
3 6
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Fabolous

41
3 6
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Nate Dogg

42
2 5
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43
2 5
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The Prodigy

44
2 5
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Ice Cube

45
8 12
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Eminem, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg

46
1 4
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Money Mark, Trina

47
1 4
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Too $hort

48
7 11
It Rains Diamonds / Bitch Slap... is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches

49
6 10
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Insane Clown Posse

50
5 9
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Missy Elliott, Jay-Z, Twista