songs The Best Songs About Bitches  

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Because there are so many of them, here is our ranked list of the best bitch songs, most of which are rap songs about bitches. Musicians have gotten a lot of traction out of writing songs about bitches. Whether in reference to themselves or others, it seems like everyone is a bitch at some point, and if you’re around musicians, that bitchiness will quickly be chronicled in a song. Bitch slaps, bitches on wheels and bitch patrols are all covered in these songs about bitches. This list is a veritable bitchaholic’s paradise. I got 99 problems but this list ain’t one.

“99 Problems” is one of Jay-Z’s most beloved songs, where he ensures us of his ample problems and his ample bitches, but makes it clear those two things never intersect. “The Bitch is Back” was a hit for Elton John, who plays the part of the bitch in this song that teaches us that being a bitch means having swagger.

Electric Light Orchestra’s hit song “Evil Woman” never uses the word “bitch,” but singer Jeff Lynne definitely makes his intentions clear toward a woman who’s done him wrong.

Which of these songs brings out your inner bitch? Vote for your favorites! If any songs about bitches you love didn’t make the list, please add them.

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The Bitch is Back Elton John

2
49 28
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Bitch Meredith Brooks

3
29 15
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Evil Woman Black Sabbath

4
28 21
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Bitch The Rolling Stones

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29 22
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Evil Woman Electric Light Orchestra

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21 15
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15 10
Smack My Bitch Up is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches
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18 15
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Back Off Bitch Guns N' Roses

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15 13
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14 12
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Ain't My Bitch Metallica

11
14 13
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The Bitch Is Back Tina Turner

12
8 7
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The Bitch Song Bowling for Soup

13
21 21
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19 19
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Crazy Bitch Buckcherry

Celebrities Who Never Had Kids

15
10 10
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10 10
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Digital Bitch Black Sabbath

17
7 7
She's a Bitch is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches
She's a Bitch Missy Elliott

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17 18
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99 Problems Jay-Z

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5 6
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Love's a Bitch Quiet Riot

20
9 11
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Ain't Love a Bitch Rod Stewart

21
5 7
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Hollywood Bitch Stone Temple Pilots

The Worst Beatles Songs

22
3 5
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Broke Bitch Too $hort

23
3 5
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Dat Bitch Missy Elliott, Redman

24
2 4
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Crazy Bitch L.A. Guns

25
2 4
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7 Year Bitch Slade

26
5 8
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Bitch I Lied Insane Clown Posse

27
5 8
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Bitch Is Back L.A. Guns

28
4 7
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Shut Up Bitch Lil' Kim

The Best Taylor Swift Memes of All Time

29
3 6
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Bitches 2 Ice-T

30
2 5
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Molotov Bitch The Prodigy

31
2 5
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Never Call U Bitch Again Tyrese Gibson, Tupac Shakur

32
2 5
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Dirty Bitch Three 6 Mafia, Project Pat

33
1 4
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Bitch Went Nuts Ben Folds

34
1 4
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Porno Bitch Too $hort

35
6 10
It Rains Diamonds / Bitch Slap... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches

The 25 Sexiest (Famous) Girls with Tattoos

36
6 10
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Ghost Bitch Sonic Youth

37
6 10
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Keeps Gettin' Better Christina Aguilera

38
5 9
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Maneater Nelly Furtado

39
4 8
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4 8
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Bitches Ain't Shit Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz, Snoop Dogg, Suga Free

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4 8
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4 8
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The Very Best of the Disappointing Childhood Friend Meme

43
4 8
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Tell Me Bitch Radiohead

44
3 7
Stocking Clad Nazi Death Squad... is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches
punksnotdead added Stocking Clad Nazi Death Squad Bitches The Bleach Boys

45
2 6
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Baby Bitch Ween

46
2 6
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A Bitch I Knew Snoop Dogg

47
2 6
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Bad Bitch Fabolous

48
1 5
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49
1 5
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1 5
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Cave Bitch Ice Cube