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Because there are so many of them, here is our ranked list of the best bitch songs, most of which are rap songs about bitches. Musicians have gotten a lot of traction out of writing songs about bitches. Whether in reference to themselves or others, it seems like everyone is a bitch at some point, and if you’re around musicians, that bitchiness will quickly be chronicled in a song. Bitch slaps, bitches on wheels and bitch patrols are all covered in these songs about bitches. This list is a veritable bitchaholic’s paradise. I got 99 problems but this list ain’t one.

“99 Problems” is one of Jay-Z’s most beloved songs, where he ensures us of his ample problems and his ample bitches, but makes it clear those two things never intersect. “The Bitch is Back” was a hit for Elton John, who plays the part of the bitch in this song that teaches us that being a bitch means having swagger.

Electric Light Orchestra’s hit song “Evil Woman” never uses the word “bitch,” but singer Jeff Lynne definitely makes his intentions clear toward a woman who’s done him wrong.

Which of these songs brings out your inner bitch? Vote for your favorites! If any songs about bitches you love didn’t make the list, please add them.

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The Bitch is Back Elton John

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Bitch Meredith Brooks

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Evil Woman Black Sabbath

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21 15
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Bitch The Rolling Stones

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Evil Woman Electric Light Orchestra

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Smack My Bitch Up is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches
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Back Off Bitch Guns N' Roses

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Digital Bitch Black Sabbath

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The Bitch Is Back Tina Turner

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Ain't My Bitch Metallica

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Ain't Love a Bitch Rod Stewart

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Crazy Bitch Buckcherry

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Hollywood Bitch Stone Temple Pilots

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The Bitch Song Bowling for Soup

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Love's a Bitch Quiet Riot

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7 Year Bitch Slade

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99 Problems Jay-Z

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Ghost Bitch Sonic Youth

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6 9
It Rains Diamonds / Bitch Slap... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches

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11 15
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5 8
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Bitch I Lied Insane Clown Posse

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5 8
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Bitch Is Back L.A. Guns

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4 7
She's a Bitch is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches
She's a Bitch Missy Elliott

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Shut Up Bitch Lil' Kim

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Dat Bitch Missy Elliott, Redman

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Bitches 2 Ice-T

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Dirty Bitch Three 6 Mafia, Project Pat

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2 5
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Broke Bitch Too $hort

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1 4
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Porno Bitch Too $hort

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Bitch Went Nuts Ben Folds

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Crazy Bitch L.A. Guns

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Keeps Gettin' Better Christina Aguilera

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4 8
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Tell Me Bitch Radiohead

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4 8
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Maneater Nelly Furtado

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4 8
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Stocking Clad Nazi Death Squad... is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Songs About Bitches
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A Bitch I Knew Snoop Dogg

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2 6
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Baby Bitch Ween

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Bad Bitch Fabolous

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Never Call U Bitch Again Tyrese Gibson, Tupac Shakur

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Cave Bitch Ice Cube

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Molotov Bitch The Prodigy

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I Love My Bitch Kelis, Busta Rhymes, Will i Am