Musicians 12 Songs You Didn't Know Were About Other Celebrities  

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Some songs were quite obviously written as part of a well-publicized celebrity feud (Taylor Swift's “Bad Blood” almost certainly calls out Katy Perry, for instance). But then there are songs that are secretly about other stars. It's not surprising that there are so many – musicians hang out with other famous people, and write songs about what they know. But once you learn who the lyrics are really about, the songs about other celebrities take on a whole new meaning.

A number of these songs about famous people are not-so-subtle diss tracks, like Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me a River" or "Obsessed," Mariah Carey's musical eyeroll directed at Eminem. Others are tender love songs – try to listen to Coldplay's "Fix You" without tearing up after you learn its real message. Just don't expect to see any songs about Taylor Swift here. She's had enough to earn her own list.

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In an interview with Seventeen magazine, Courtney Love said, "Being famous is just like being in high school. But I'm not interested in being the cheerleader. I'm not interested in being Gwen Stefani. She's the cheerleader, and I'm out in the smoker shed."

Stefani told Time Out that this comment inspired her to write "Hollaback Girl":

"You know someone one time called me a cheerleader, negatively, and I’ve never been a cheerleader. So I was like, ‘Okay, f*ck you! You want me to be a cheerleader? Well, I will be one then. And I’ll rule the whole world, just you watch me.’"

Artist: Gwen Stefani

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Aerosmith's "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)" has a very specific origin story. In an interview with SongFacts, co-writer Desmond Child said that lead singer Steven Tyler showed him a song he was working on called "Cruisin' For The Ladies." Child thought it was a boring title and wasn't into it:

"Then Steven volunteered, sheepishly, and said that when he first wrote the melody he was singing 'Dude Looks like a Lady'... He got the idea because they had gone to a bar and had seen a girl at the end of the bar with ginormous blonde rock hair, and the girl turned around and it ended up being Vince Neil from Mötley Crüe. So then they started making fun of him and started saying, 'That dude looks like a lady, dude looks like a lady, dude looks like a lady.' So that's how that was born."

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Since Billy Joel was dating supermodel Christie Brinkley at the time of the release of "Uptown Girl," it was only natural to assume that's who the song was about. Brinkley even appeared in the music video. However, in an interview with Howard Stern, Billy Joel said he was first inspired to write "Uptown Girl" while dating another supermodel, Elle Macpherson. More specifically, he was going to call the song "Uptown Girls," about all the models he was surrounded by as a star who had just gotten a divorce:

"I was a rock star – a single guy who was a rock star. I was amazed at my good fortune at the time... I started writing songs about these experiences. I kind of felt like a teenager all over again."

Artist: Billy Joel

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Ed Sheeran's "Don't" Is About Ellie Goulding

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Ed Sheeran is a beloved singer-songwriter, but he there was a time he wasn't feeling all that loved at all. It was when he was dating singer Ellie Goulding, who was apparently also spending time with One Direction's Niall Horan.

Sheeran was clearly quite displeased when he wrote lyrics like, "And I never saw him as a threat, 'til you disappeared with him to have sex." However, he says he got completely over the situation after writing the song, and has even been seen getting chummy with Horan at a party in Vegas.

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