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The Best Songs About Teeth 

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Updated August 7, 2018 480 votes 227 voters 20.5k views 41 items

Are you do for a trip to the dentist? This list features the best songs about teeth, and is directly influenced by your votes. Tooth songs come in many forms, genres and tempos. These teeth tracks can be about getting some dental work done or they can reference a way a certain person smiles. There are great rock songs about teeth, good rap hits about teeth and engaging country tunes about teeth. Even Weird Al has a parody song about the dentist on the list!

“Crooked Teeth” by Death Cab for Cutie appears high up on this list of songs about teeth, as does “Teeth” by Lady Gaga. The Beatles share the dangers of eating too much candy on their track, “Savoy Truffle” and Steve Martin tells the tale of a sadistic dentist on the Little Shop of Horrors song, “Dentist.”

“Sweet Tooth” by Marilyn Manson and “White Teeth Teens” by Lorde are two more examples of tooth songs that can be found in this collection. “Love starts with a toothbrush/A Bic razor and a Dixie cup,” Brad Paisley sings on the track, “Toothbrush.”

How will we ever decide which song about teeth should be ranked at No. 1? Help us out and give your favorites a thumbs up so the best tooth songs rise to the top.
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Steve Martin
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The Beatles
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Owl City
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Green Day
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Lady Gaga
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Death Cab for Cutie
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Tegan Galena Brammeier added No Doubt
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Wilco
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Marilyn Manson
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Fischerspooner
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Animals As Leaders
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Brad Paisley
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Ani DiFranco
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Aesop Rock
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"Weird Al" Yankovic
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Iron & Wine
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Steely Dan
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Buck-O-Nine
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Ronnie Wood