Songs The Best Songs About Teeth  

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Are you do for a trip to the dentist? This list features the best songs about teeth, and is directly influenced by your votes. Tooth songs come in many forms, genres and tempos. These teeth tracks can be about getting some dental work done or they can reference a way a certain person smiles. There are great rock songs about teeth, good rap hits about teeth and engaging country tunes about teeth. Even Weird Al has a parody song about the dentist on the list!

“Crooked Teeth” by Death Cab for Cutie appears high up on this list of songs about teeth, as does “Teeth” by Lady Gaga. The Beatles share the dangers of eating too much candy on their track, “Savoy Truffle” and Steve Martin tells the tale of a sadistic dentist on the Little Shop of Horrors song, “Dentist.”

“Sweet Tooth” by Marilyn Manson and “White Teeth Teens” by Lorde are two more examples of tooth songs that can be found in this collection. “Love starts with a toothbrush/A Bic razor and a Dixie cup,” Brad Paisley sings on the track, “Toothbrush.”

How will we ever decide which song about teeth should be ranked at No. 1? Help us out and give your favorites a thumbs up so the best tooth songs rise to the top.

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Savoy Truffle The Beatles

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Dentist Steve Martin

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Pulling Teeth Green Day

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Crooked Teeth Death Cab for Cutie

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Dental Care Owl City

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Teeth Lady Gaga

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Sweet Tooth Marilyn Manson

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Summer Teeth Wilco

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Tegan Galena Brammeier added Ache No Doubt

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Tooth and Claw Animals As Leaders

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A Kick in the Teeth Fischerspooner

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Kicked in the Teeth is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Songs About Teeth

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Wolves Without Teeth Of Monsters and Men

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White Tooth Man Iron & Wine

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Toothbrush Brad Paisley

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Tooth and Nail Foreigner

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Your Gold Teeth II Herbie Hancock

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Your Gold Teeth II Steely Dan

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Your Gold Teeth Steely Dan

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Knock Yer Teeth Out Ronnie Wood

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Teeth in the Grass Iron & Wine

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To the Teeth Ani DiFranco

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Missing Teeth Brother Ali, Slug

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Twenty-Eight Teeth Buck-O-Nine

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Cavity Search "Weird Al" Yankovic

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New Fang Them Crooked Vultures

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With Teeth Nine Inch Nails

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Bazooka Tooth Aesop Rock

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With Teeth Melvins

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Shoehorn With Teeth They Might Be Giants

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Skin O'My Teeth Megadeth