Songs The Best Songs About Teeth  

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Are you do for a trip to the dentist? This list features the best songs about teeth, and is directly influenced by your votes. Tooth songs come in many forms, genres and tempos. These teeth tracks can be about getting some dental work done or they can reference a way a certain person smiles. There are great rock songs about teeth, good rap hits about teeth and engaging country tunes about teeth. Even Weird Al has a parody song about the dentist on the list!

“Crooked Teeth” by Death Cab for Cutie appears high up on this list of songs about teeth, as does “Teeth” by Lady Gaga. The Beatles share the dangers of eating too much candy on their track, “Savoy Truffle” and Steve Martin tells the tale of a sadistic dentist on the Little Shop of Horrors song, “Dentist.”

“Sweet Tooth” by Marilyn Manson and “White Teeth Teens” by Lorde are two more examples of tooth songs that can be found in this collection. “Love starts with a toothbrush/A Bic razor and a Dixie cup,” Brad Paisley sings on the track, “Toothbrush.”

How will we ever decide which song about teeth should be ranked at No. 1? Help us out and give your favorites a thumbs up so the best tooth songs rise to the top.
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The Beatles

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18 8
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Steve Martin

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12 8
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Green Day

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8 4
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Death Cab for Cutie

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8 5
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Lady Gaga

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8 6
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Owl City

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5 4
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Marilyn Manson

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3 2
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2 1
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Wilco

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1 0
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Tegan Galena Brammeier added No Doubt

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4 4
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Animals As Leaders

12
4 4
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2 2
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4 5
Kicked in the Teeth is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Songs About Teeth

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4 5
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Fischerspooner

16
3 4
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Of Monsters and Men

17
2 3
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1 2
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Iron & Wine

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1 2
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1 2
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1 2
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Brad Paisley

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1 2
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Foreigner

23
1 2
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24
1 2
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0 1
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Steely Dan

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0 1
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Herbie Hancock

27
0 1
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Ronnie Wood

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0 1
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Steely Dan

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0 1
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Ani DiFranco

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0 1
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Iron & Wine

31
0 1
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Brother Ali, Slug

32
3 5
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Buck-O-Nine

33
2 4
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"Weird Al" Yankovic

34
2 4
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Them Crooked Vultures

35
1 3
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Nine Inch Nails

36
1 3
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Aesop Rock

37
0 2
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0 2
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Melvins

39
0 2
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They Might Be Giants

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0 2
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0 3
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Megadeth