Songs The Best Songs About Teeth  

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Are you do for a trip to the dentist? This list features the best songs about teeth, and is directly influenced by your votes. Tooth songs come in many forms, genres and tempos. These teeth tracks can be about getting some dental work done or they can reference a way a certain person smiles. There are great rock songs about teeth, good rap hits about teeth and engaging country tunes about teeth. Even Weird Al has a parody song about the dentist on the list!

“Crooked Teeth” by Death Cab for Cutie appears high up on this list of songs about teeth, as does “Teeth” by Lady Gaga. The Beatles share the dangers of eating too much candy on their track, “Savoy Truffle” and Steve Martin tells the tale of a sadistic dentist on the Little Shop of Horrors song, “Dentist.”

“Sweet Tooth” by Marilyn Manson and “White Teeth Teens” by Lorde are two more examples of tooth songs that can be found in this collection. “Love starts with a toothbrush/A Bic razor and a Dixie cup,” Brad Paisley sings on the track, “Toothbrush.”

How will we ever decide which song about teeth should be ranked at No. 1? Help us out and give your favorites a thumbs up so the best tooth songs rise to the top.
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The Beatles

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21 12
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Steve Martin

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10 5
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Death Cab for Cutie

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15 10
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Green Day

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11 6
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Lady Gaga

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10 6
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Owl City

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5 1
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Wilco

8
3 0
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Tegan Galena Brammeier added No Doubt

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4 2
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6 5
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Marilyn Manson

11
6 5
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Animals As Leaders

12
6 5
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Fischerspooner

13
4 4
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2 2
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15
1 1
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Steely Dan

16
1 1
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Steely Dan

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6 7
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3 4
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Them Crooked Vultures

19
2 3
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Iron & Wine

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2 3
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1 2
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Herbie Hancock

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0 1
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Brother Ali, Slug

23
0 1
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Ronnie Wood

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0 1
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Ani DiFranco

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0 1
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