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Which South Park Character Are You According To Your Zodiac Sign

Fans of both astrology and offensive humor, rejoice! With a South Park character based on your zodiac sign, you'll be instantly paired with your inner 4th grader. Even though the show the writers of South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, created revolves around a bunch of kids, that doesn't stop them from being dirty, vile, and downright insulting. South Park's controversial jokes take satire to the next level and have helped the show make animated history.

Even though nobody probably wants to be like the degenerate people of South Park, CO, there's a little bit of Cartman's jerkyness or Jimmy's witty humor in everyone. Being a terrible person isn't all bad, though. Sometimes, the awful ideas and unpopular opinions South Park characters share actually make a good point. Join the atrocious misadventures of South Park on a celestial level by letting the zodiac pair you with your own personal, abominable, spiritual, cartoon companion.