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The Best Space Jokes  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up the space jokes that are out of this world funny.

When you're at a party, how do you let people know you're funny and smart all in one? Send your friends laughing into the stratosphere with one of these stellar space jokes. These clean jokes for nerds are perfect for any occasion. You can win some brownie points (and maybe some extra credit) with your astronomy professor by showing off your funny side in class. You can tell them on a romantic date as you both gaze at the stars. You can even tell them around the water cooler at work to raise people's spirits. One thing is certain: these hilarious space jokes will always make a successful landing. 

We have all kinds of nerdy jokes here for you to enjoy. Some use puns that are out of this world. Others are educational, so you can learn more about the planets in our solar system as you laugh Uranus off. Help us rank these jokes based on how hard each one made you laugh.

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I Was Wondering All Night Wher... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Space Jokes
I Was Wondering All Night Where the Sun Had Gone...

Then it dawned on me.

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I'm Reading a Book About Anti-... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Space Jokes
I'm Reading a Book About Anti-Gravity...

It's impossible to put down!

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How Do You Organize a Party in... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Space Jokes
How Do You Organize a Party in Space?

You planet!

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What Did the Astronaut Say Whe... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Space Jokes
What Did the Astronaut Say When He Crashed Into the Moon?

I Apollo-gize.

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How Do You Know the Moon is Br... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Space Jokes
How Do You Know the Moon is Broke?

When it's down to its last quarter.

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What Kind of Songs Do Planets ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Space Jokes
What Kind of Songs Do Planets Like to Listen To?

Nep-tunes.

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What Happened to the Astronaut... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Space Jokes
What Happened to the Astronaut Who Stepped in Chewing Gum?

He got stuck in Orbit!

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Where Are Black Holes Most Com... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Space Jokes
Where Are Black Holes Most Commonly Found?

In black socks.

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How Does Jupiter Hold Up Its P... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Space Jokes
How Does Jupiter Hold Up Its Pants?

With an asteroid belt!

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Why Did Mickey Mouse Go to Spa... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Space Jokes
Why Did Mickey Mouse Go to Space?

He was looking for Pluto.

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How Do You Get a Baby Astronau... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Space Jokes
How Do You Get a Baby Astronaut to Fall Asleep?

You rocket!

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What's the Currency in Space? is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Space Jokes
What's the Currency in Space?

Starbucks.

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Why Did the Sun Go to School? is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Space Jokes
Why Did the Sun Go to School?

To get brighter!

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Why Does Moon Rock Taste Bette... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Space Jokes
Why Does Moon Rock Taste Better Than Earth Rock?

It's a little meteor.

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What Did Mars Say to Saturn? is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Space Jokes
What Did Mars Say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime!

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What Do Moon People Do When Th... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Space Jokes
What Do Moon People Do When They Get Married?

They go on their honeyearth!

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What Do Astronauts Put on Thei... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Space Jokes
What Do Astronauts Put on Their Toast?

Space Jam.

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My Teacher Told Me She Thought... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Space Jokes
My Teacher Told Me She Thought I Would Make a Good Astronaut...

Because I was good at taking up space.

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Where Do Astronauts Go to Hang... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Space Jokes
Where Do Astronauts Go to Hang Out?

At the spacebar!

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What Do You Give an Angry Alie... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Space Jokes
What Do You Give an Angry Alien?

Some space!

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What Do You Call a Loony Space... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Space Jokes
What Do You Call a Loony Spaceman?

An astronut.

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Why Do People Not Like the Res... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Space Jokes
Why Do People Not Like the Restaurant on the Moon?

There's no atmosphere.

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Why Was Jupiter Heartbroken? is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Space Jokes
Why Was Jupiter Heartbroken?

Its crush wanted a Pluto-nic relationship.

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What Do You Call a Sick Extrat... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Space Jokes
What Do You Call a Sick Extraterrestrial?

An ailin' alien.

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What is E.T. Short For? is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Space Jokes
What is E.T. Short For?

Because he's got short legs.