VOTE The Most Spiteful Texts From Exes  

Mick Jacobs
5.9k votes 1.1k voters 235k views 24 items

List Rules Vote up the exes who should definitely channel this energy into something more positive. Maybe themselves?

Thanks to your ex's spiteful texts, you never need to worry about being perceived as the bigger person. In the age of smartphones and iMessage, pressing two buttons preserves all your pissed ex-boyfriend's or ex-girlfriend's texts to share with your friends and the Instagram community. These belligerent little bubbles say more about your vengeful ex than they do you, and they confirm a key fact: that you are winning. Receiving a funny angry text from exes in the middle of brunch tops the day off like a waiter topping off your mimosa, a reminder that you are blissfully detached and they are desperate. Share these funny angry texts from exes filled with rambling regrets and drunken mistakes with all your friends, and let the world know that not only have you moved on, you left a mark before you did.

1 450 VOTES

No Dick Zone


No Dick Zone is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Most Spiteful Texts From Exes
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2 482 VOTES

Nasty!


Nasty! is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Most Spiteful Texts From Exes
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3 396 VOTES

Quit Making 'Em


Quit Making 'Em is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Most Spiteful Texts From Exes
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4 330 VOTES

What'd You Expect?


What'd You Expect? is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Most Spiteful Texts From Exes
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