The Most Spiteful Texts From Exes

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Vote up the exes who should definitely channel this energy into something more positive. Maybe themselves?

Thanks to your ex's spiteful texts, you never need to worry about being perceived as the bigger person. In the age of smartphones and iMessage, pressing two buttons preserves all your pissed ex-boyfriend's or ex-girlfriend's texts to share with your friends and the Instagram community. These belligerent little bubbles say more about your vengeful ex than they do you, and they confirm a key fact: that you are winning. Receiving a funny angry text from exes in the middle of brunch tops the day off like a waiter topping off your mimosa, a reminder that you are blissfully detached and they are desperate. Share these funny angry texts from exes filled with rambling regrets and drunken mistakes with all your friends, and let the world know that not only have you moved on, you left a mark before you did.

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  • 1
    826 VOTES

    What'd You Expect?

    What'd You Expect?
    Photo: Textsfromyourex / Instagram
    826 votes
  • 2
    767 VOTES

    Bitter Over A Bobby Pin

    Bitter Over A Bobby Pin
    Photo: Textsfromyourex / Instagram
    767 votes
  • 3
    634 VOTES

    And The Dundie For Extreme Repulsiveness Goes To...

    And The Dundie For Extreme Repulsiveness Goes To...
    Photo: Textsfromyourex / Instagram
    634 votes
  • 4
    533 VOTES

    Breaking Your Own Rules

    Breaking Your Own Rules
    Photo: Textsfromyourex / Instagram
    533 votes
  • 5
    501 VOTES

    I Think You're Lost

    I Think You're Lost
    Photo: Textsfromyourex / Instagram
    501 votes
  • 6
    556 VOTES

    Tons, And None Of It's Yours!

    Tons, And None Of It's Yours!
    Photo: Textsfromyourex / Instagram
    556 votes