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Which 'SpongeBob SquarePants' Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

Updated January 7, 2019 24.6k views12 items

If you consider yourself the type of pop-culture fanatic who loves both astrology and epic cartoons, then the SpongeBob SquarePants cast as zodiac signs is right up your geeky alley. The best SpongeBob characters are all here, matched up with their astrological counterparts to bring you all 12 Sun signs in a nerdy new form. Which SpongeBob SquarePants personality most resembles yours? Why not let the cosmos figure it out for you? After all, the stars (and SpongeBob) could know more than you think (they do have access to the magic conch, after all). If SpongeBob characters represent the seven deadly sins, they can certainly represent your astrological sign.

Even if you're familiar with every colorful episode of SpongeBob SquarePants by heart, the undersea antics of SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Sandy never lose their charm. Each famed character from the series boasts outlandish personality traits that make them endearingly quirky and awkwardly relatable. Using Bikini Bottom's finest citizens, the SpongeBob SquarePants zodiac is prepared to dive even deeper into the unknown to expose the reasons why you feel such a strangely cosmic connection to ocean-dwelling critters.

  • Leo shines as brightly as the Sun itself. As the lead instructor at her boating school, Mrs. Puff is a feisty and flamboyant puffer fish who teaches as a passion. While a natural at thinking outside of the box, going above and beyond to make sure her students learn to drive, she's also extremely deviant.

    Entertaining antics - such as singing, dancing, and taking cars - are all a part of her over-the-top teaching methods. Her shortness with SpongeBob as a student also showcases her impatient side, another quality of the "right here, right now" mentality of a Leo.

  • Practical, witty, and ever-so-lovely, the science-minded squirrel Sandy Cheeks is a Virgo through and through. Virgos possess great vigilance and innocence, humbly accepting challenges and conquering them with diligence. Good thing Virgos are also resourceful, otherwise being stuck undersea might not have worked out so well for Sandy.

    Like any Virgo, Sandy sometimes lets her drive push her too far, such as the time she overwhelms SpongeBob during pre-hibernation week.

  • No sign in the solar system appears as lovely as that of a Libra! Even if a Libra fails to live up to their charming reputation, they certainly don't feel as if they have done anything wrong.

    As the daughter of a money-hoarding crab, Pearl Krabs loves to be spoiled. She's a peppy and sweet soul, though she will certainly throw a temper-tantrum if something doesn't go her way.

  • Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Sheldon Plankton

    Scorpio is a master manipulator. A Scorpio prefers to live their life in secrecy - the less somebody knows about them, the easier it becomes to operate elusively. As the owner of the Krusty Krab's main competitor, Plankton is always sneaking around and trying to get his hands on the Krabby Patty formula.

    His evil plans range from psychologically manipulating the other Bikini Bottom dwellers to all-out mayhem.