If you consider yourself the type of pop-culture fanatic who loves both astrology and epic cartoons, then the SpongeBob SquarePants cast as zodiac signs is right up your geeky alley. The best SpongeBob characters are all here, matched up with their astrological counterparts to bring you all 12 Sun signs in a nerdy new form. Which SpongeBob SquarePants personality most resembles yours? Why not let the cosmos figure it out for you? After all, the stars (and SpongeBob) could know more than you think (they do have access to the magic conch, after all). If SpongeBob characters represent the seven deadly sins, they can certainly represent your astrological sign.
Even if you're familiar with every colorful episode of SpongeBob SquarePants by heart, the undersea antics of SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Sandy never lose their charm. Each famed character from the series boasts outlandish personality traits that make them endearingly quirky and awkwardly relatable. Using Bikini Bottom's finest citizens, the SpongeBob SquarePants zodiac is prepared to dive even deeper into the unknown to expose the reasons why you feel such a strangely cosmic connection to ocean-dwelling critters.
An Aries goes through life as a bold and brazen bundle of fiery energy. Ruled by the planet of war, this zodiac sign boasts an unstoppable force of will. Though Gary might be a sea snail, he, too, shares the same spirit and determination as this celestial warrior.
Gary also sports the reckless temper of an Aries, leading to an iffy record that includes both physical skirmishes and civil disobedience.
For a big and bumbling Bull, Taurus is a sign that finds solace in the exquisite. They prefer to surround themselves with elegant earthly pleasures, especially ones involving music and the arts. Squidward Tentacles carries both the same stubborn personality and love of lavish lifestyles as does a Taurus.
When he's not working away at the Krusty Krab, he's probably sharpening his clarinet skills or trying to one-up his arch art-nemesis, Squilliam Fancyson.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Squilliam Fancyson
On one hand, Gemini comes across as charming and original. They love to dive deep into obscure music and literature, getting lost wherever the arts take them. Conversely, they exhibit judgemental and prideful characteristics. If you have different interests than a Gemini, then they may consider themselves above you.
While appearing charismatic and regal to his peers, Squilliam Fancyson is no stranger to humiliating Squidward - publicly and privately - simply because he is wealthier.
Overflowing with emotion and seeping with sensitivity, a Cancer is afraid to step out of their shell. Without their solid fortress for protection, this cosmic Crab can get provoked into an anxious frenzy by anything and everything.
From outbursts of rage to full-on waterworks, Patrick Star is no stranger to emotional outbursts. He sometimes refrains from much sentimentality, but when he gets worked up (such as when he thinks he's become ugly) he lets his emotions loose.