Redditor u/9_Soldiers_In_A_Bear asked "What's the most bada*s thing you've accidentally said in the heat of the moment?" on AskReddit. To no surprise, redditors delivered with their most quick witted, spontaneous retorts. Vote up the best, spontaneous clapbacks!
1. Shoes Are Shoes...Is this witty?
2. The Silent, Humble ClapbackIs this witty?
3. When Grandma Gets Mad You Didn't Remember Her BirthdayIs this witty?
4. Drama At The Local PubIs this witty?