Deciding to get a spray tan is a life-altering decision. Once you get that first spray tan, they say there's no turning back from that clearly bad decision. It instantly transforms you from a once seemingly normal human being to a fake, Photoshopped version of yourself. Spray tans or tanning beds are a path to the dark side... literally. The amount of spray tan fails that go on in the world is staggering and it doesn't appear that common sense will defeat this epidemic anytime soon. All you can do is marvel and the startling orangey-brown people who have gone much too far down the spray tan path.