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Spring Break Mugshots That'll Make You Want To Stay Home Next Year  

Ashley Reign
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List Rules Vote up the mugshots that could use a vacation from their vacation.

Every year, police stations in every trashy travel destination buckle down like moms on Black Friday for the vast multitude of inevitable spring break arrests. Though the thrill of underage drinking and drug possession sounds enticing, this collection of spring break mugshots will convince you to spend next spring break playing Catchphrase in the safety of your dorm's common rooms. Given most of these perps are underage, it's safe to assume this is the only spring break they'll experience for a while. Unless they watch Spring Breakers, the type of content that probably got them into this mess in the first place.

Below, you'll find a series of unfortunate spring break mugshots that arose from vacations gone terribly wrong. Some can even be added to the glorious collection of Florida mugshots. Though a few appear not so bothered by being busted for their spring break crimes, the vast majority would definitely rather be chilling poolside instead of in a prison cell. The next time you feel like getting a little wild and crazy in Myrtle Beach, check out these spring break mugshots as a gentle reminder to sip responsibly.  

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This Chick Ain't Even Got Time For This
This Chick Ain't Even Go... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Spring Break Mugshots That'll Make You Want To Stay Home Next Year
Photo:  Galveston County Sheriff's Office

Arrested for: Possession of a controlled substance 

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When They Book You Before You Get A Chance To Tan
When They Book You Befor... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Spring Break Mugshots That'll Make You Want To Stay Home Next Year
Photo: Galveston County Sheriff's Office

Arrested for: Public intoxication

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The Dumb Luck Of Being The Only Shirtless Guy Running From The Cops
The Dumb Luck Of Being T... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Spring Break Mugshots That'll Make You Want To Stay Home Next Year
Photo:  Galveston County Sheriff's Office

Arrested for: Evading arrest, resisting arrest 

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Being the New Sheriff In Town: Failing
Being the New Sheriff In... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Spring Break Mugshots That'll Make You Want To Stay Home Next Year
Photo: mysanantonio.com

Arrested For: Making Alcohol Available To Minors

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