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Squidward One-Liners That Are Equal Parts Hilarious And Depressing

List RulesVote up the moments that made you think 'I am Squidward.'

As kids, it was easy to look at Squidward Tentacles as SpongeBob's curmudgeonly neighbor. Now that we're older, we see him for what he really is - an adult. His quippy one-liners and jests about how much life sucks are eerily relatable, and frankly now almost everything he says rings true. Not to mention, he's easily the funniest character in the show. (No, this is not up for debate.) These are the best Squidward one-liners. Feel free to laugh, or don't - whatever. 

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  • 1

    See You Never

    Photo: Amanda Wolford / Pinterest
    Eerily relatable?
  • 2

    So Close

    Photo: Spongebob-daily / AwwMemes
    Eerily relatable?
  • 3

    My Daily Plans

    Photo: cali7 / Tenor
    Eerily relatable?
  • 4

    Where's The Lie?

    Photo: Danielle LaBrash / Pinterest
    Eerily relatable?